Lizard jail

[Nursemaia]

It was jokinly suggested that members that engage in inappropriate conduct would be taken to lizard jail. I'm thinking that @Decadancin, @Brad, and @Chris Anderson would be the cham police. I would like to discuss lizard jail. what lizards would perform each job?What is lizard jail like? How do you get sentenced to lizard jail? Food? Lizard jail vs lizard prison? Yesterday was a little rough on the forum so have fun with this.

 

[Remkon]

I dno what drugs you are on, but how about sharing some?

 

[Virgil1972]

Its a tough place. I hear there is a turf war between the bearded dragons and the rock iguanas.

 

[ChamLB]

It wouldn't have bars it would have mesh screens and glass panels.

 

[Nursemaia]

I dno what drugs you are on, but how about sharing some?

Don't do them anymore but I do know how to give them.

Its a tough place. I hear there is a turf war between the bearded dragons and the rock iguanas.

But everyone answers to the Komodo dragons

 

[Twitchet]

Would that be like 'The O'shaughnessy's shank Redemption'? sorry

 

[JacksJill]

Orange, green, yellow, red and blue really would be the new black.

 

[FancyRaptor]

They would have chameleons acting like security cameras. They would sit and watch in all directions

 

[Matt Vanilla Gorilla]

I am once red about aligators, crocodiles and komodo dragons. They need their own jail on a island like Alcatraz!!! To make things easier their should be a vegitation eater jail and a live criter eater jail!

 

[BKO Overdrive]

Lizard Jail is humidity less than 30%, one drop from a dripper every hour, and a dubia wing, only to wipe away the tears shed while in prison.

 

[Decadancin]

Lizard Jail sounds great until you get there. Only the bare essentials. Communal misting for hydration (sounds OK until you are there), Buffet style feedings (something like the mess hall on MASH), One basking site shared by multiple tenants, Moderators are ruthless there (no forgiveness), and time out in actual sunshine is limited to travelling from solitary confinement (as it is recommended that only one be kept per cell) and quick daily jaunt in the common area (where no actual protection is provided by the staff).

Be careful what you ask for! It's not a party in there.

 

[Nursemaia]

Communal mistings

 

[Angelwolf]

And the chameleons who watch from the towers will shoot their tongues and stick 'em and bring them back! The Warden would definitely have to be a great big cranky veiled, named "Hoss". And, @nursemia, I know the truth about you, with the "giving of the drugs". The Chams are watching you!

 

[Andee]

There is so much gold in this thread... I try to explain it to my fiance what happens when you get a bunch of chameleon obsessed people together and he's just like "so you all go mental"?

 

[EveryGreen]

The staff in the cafeteria would be grumpy, female jacksons

 

[EveryGreen]

Iguanas would be security guards, their fast and can outrun chams if their on the loose D:

 

[Angelwolf]

There is so much gold in this thread... I try to explain it to my fiance what happens when you get a bunch of chameleon obsessed people together and he's just like "so you all go mental"?

YUUP!!

 

[Angelwolf]

Alligators in the mote, and frilled dragons to make sure the alligators don't miss!

 

[Angelwolf]

Multiple types of geckos for housekeeping, with all their eyeball licking!

 

[JacksJill]

It's Friday what better day to go a bit mental.