Chameleon Jokes

[Jevin]

Why don't chameleon's French kiss?

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Because they get tongue tied.

 

[Jevin]

I got more, I'm a geology major so bad jokes are my specialty lol

 

[Jevin]

Why do chameleons make good fortune tellers?

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Because they see all.

 

[Jevin]

What sport do chameleons excel at?

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Target shooting.

 

[Jevin]

One more and then I'm stopping for now. Still have more, but I work soon.

How are chameleons similar to toddlers?

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Because they're both grabby, throw temper tantrums, hate baths, prefer treats over regular food and you can't help but love them.

 

[JacksJill]

Nice! thanks for the laughs.

 

[Jevin]

I edited the pat Brownson one, kinda needs a bit of background to make sense. And you're welcome.

 

[JacksJill]

Tried to catch a fog.
Mist.

 

[ChemChamChemistry]

What low calorie foods do chameleons eat when their on a diet?

Lowcusts

 

[ChemChamChemistry]

Q: What did the chameleon say when he got his tongue tied in a knot?

A: Ow thit!

I love your jokes and all, but didn't you something about pg13?

 

[Curlytails]

a meme for you guys. not reallt a joke but i found it funny

 

[GreenChameleons]

Why was it the fly’s time to die?

Because it got shot but a chameleon tongue...

Haha tried....

 

[ChemChamChemistry]

Tell your jokes at your own risk. I've been using kids jokes to keep mine rated G. Decadancin went PG 13 with his "thit".

In future pages YOU used "Ow thit!". #Hypocryte

 

[JacksJill]

If it's good enough for a moderator. it's good enough for me.

 

[Decadancin]

There's even a dirty chameleon joke about one that falls in the mud, but I'm trying to keep this thread as clean as possible .....

 

[JacksJill]

It's Friday and I haven't had time to find any jokes but I did find this gem in the archives. https://www.chameleonforums.com/threads/cham-memes.141731/#post-1208551 just remember you can un-see them.

 

[JacksJill]

What did the chameleon police officer say?

Move along nothing to see here.

 

[JacksJill]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[GreenChameleons]

Why did the chameleon look at the person like it did...
Stink eye

 

[Jevin]

What's long and strong?

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A chameleon's tongue!