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Why did the chameleon go on a diet?
It weighed too much for it's scales!
Why did the chameleon go on a diet?
It weighed too much for it's scales!
Chameleon Jokes
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CharlieCharmingo
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Jackson and a panther walk into a bar together. The bartender asks them what they want. The Jackson says "hornworms on rye" and the panther says "dubia's sunny side up." The bar tender looks at them a long time before saying "Parson me but we don't sell that here."
ZacharyLeesWife
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CharlieCharmingo
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Why did the chameleon shoot out his tongue? To measure how long he's gotten.
Lol. (Gets booed off stage.)
Lol. (Gets booed off stage.)
K_Wolf
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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a chameleon in the other.
"Now Listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy.
"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"
"Now Listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy.
"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"
K_Wolf
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My friend stumbled across this picture some time ago, without the caption, and thought it was the cutest thing ever.
Now with that caption, it's just straight up hilarious. Poetry in motion right there
