Chameleon Jokes
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JoXie411
Chameleon Enthusiast
I laughed a little to hard at that
The Wild One
Chameleon Enthusiast
I love this
JuniorC
Avid Member
I was literally wondering if anyone had came up with any good jokes with all this virus going on.
JoXie411
Chameleon Enthusiast
Why are chameleons good in smoothies
Because they blend in well
ba dum tiss...
Because they blend in well
ba dum tiss...
I saw a chameleon today.
That is one crappy chameleon...
That is one crappy chameleon...
Or...
I tried making a chameleon smoothie, it didn't turn out very good, surprisingly it...
doesn't blend well.
O.K., found this one...
Sorry in advance...
A llama was grazing in a field one day...
... when another llama came over.
"Hello," said the first llama.
"Whatcha doing?" asked the second llama.
"Oh, you know, eating some grass. Care to join me?" replied the first llama.
"Oh, thank you," said the second. So now there were two llamas eating. Along came a third llama.
"Hey guys, what's happening?" asked the third llama.
"Not much," said the second llama, "just eating grass. Wanna join us?"
"Sure," said the third llama, and so he began to eat too.
Another llama now strolled on by, and seeing the three others, he asked, "Hey guys, can I join you for lunch?"
"Sure thing," said the first llama. So now there were four llamas eating away. Within moments, a fifth llama came along.
"Hey guys, looks like you're having fun. Mind if I join?" asked the fifth llama.
"Sure, knock yourself out," they all said. So the fifth llama joined them.
Finally, along came a chameleon. The chameleon turns to them all and says, "Hey guys, what's up?"
"Oh not much, just lunch. Care to hang with us?" said the first llama.
"I think I could stand to socialise a little!" said the chameleon as he popped himself down besides the group. The whole time a llama herder was watching the ongoings. That afternoon he went home to his wife. "Hi honey," said his wife, "see anything interesting today?"
The farmer goes, "Llama llama llama llama llama chameleon."
Sorry in advance...
A llama was grazing in a field one day...
... when another llama came over.
"Hello," said the first llama.
"Whatcha doing?" asked the second llama.
"Oh, you know, eating some grass. Care to join me?" replied the first llama.
"Oh, thank you," said the second. So now there were two llamas eating. Along came a third llama.
"Hey guys, what's happening?" asked the third llama.
"Not much," said the second llama, "just eating grass. Wanna join us?"
"Sure," said the third llama, and so he began to eat too.
Another llama now strolled on by, and seeing the three others, he asked, "Hey guys, can I join you for lunch?"
"Sure thing," said the first llama. So now there were four llamas eating away. Within moments, a fifth llama came along.
"Hey guys, looks like you're having fun. Mind if I join?" asked the fifth llama.
"Sure, knock yourself out," they all said. So the fifth llama joined them.
Finally, along came a chameleon. The chameleon turns to them all and says, "Hey guys, what's up?"
"Oh not much, just lunch. Care to hang with us?" said the first llama.
"I think I could stand to socialise a little!" said the chameleon as he popped himself down besides the group. The whole time a llama herder was watching the ongoings. That afternoon he went home to his wife. "Hi honey," said his wife, "see anything interesting today?"
The farmer goes, "Llama llama llama llama llama chameleon."
