Incoming snow storm.

[joshuadh2310]

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Its a false alarm.....But

The digital alarm dont ticks.....should I break out my sword or my Holly Cross??

Sword with the cross taped to it

 

[Blang]

Do share why you threw it away

Bad juju! My wife at the time said it was a portal to let evil spirits loose! Deceased son of mine came through! If you play with the board just be careful!

 

[alphakenc]

Sword with the cross taped to it

Garlic and some old spice deodorant or Garlic with Tide with bleach along with the Taped cross sword??

 

[Blang]

Garlic and some old spice deodorant or Garlic with Tide with bleach along with the Taped cross sword??

Set the clock on a Bible, if you don't get a response, I would give it lead poisoning! Aka bang!

 

[alphakenc]

Is anyone out there????

 

[alphakenc]

Set the clock on a Bible, if you don't get a response, I would give it lead poisoning! Aka bang!

I only have a .....right now


I dont want to wake the parrots up to get the clock...since they dont know how to play with the Ouija ....they will tell me to go fxxx myself n feed them some nuts.

 

[FancyRaptor]

This website has become an addiction. I am constantly checking it.

 

[alphakenc]

@Blang
I cant find the real garlic but I found this

Will this be ok ? If so how many should I crack open,bare in mind each one is suppose to be 1000mg

 

[Blang]

@Blang
I cant find the real garlic but I found thisView attachment 178316

Will this be ok ? If so how many should I crack open,bare in mind each one is suppose to be 1000mgView attachment 178317

That much garlic will keep 5 vampires away, don't forget to put one between your cheek and gum so they don't try and k i s s u! Tomorrow morning you will know what it's like living in Wisconsin 5 months out of the year!

 

[alphakenc]

Now Im ready

 

[FancyRaptor]

Also make sure you surround your bed with salt. Ghosts can't cross it. Also maybe get a cool Impala, and hunt monsters across the country while preventing the Apocalypse (I hope someone got that)

 

[alphakenc]

That much garlic will keep 5 vampires away, don't forget to put one between your cheek and gum so they don't try and k i s s u! Tomorrow morning you will know what it's like living in Wisconsin 5 months out of the year!

No worry ,I will put not one not two but three on my butt cheek so they can try kiss my alphakenc ass if they pretty enough

 

[FancyRaptor]

No worry ,I will put not one not two but three on my butt cheek so they can try kiss my alphakenc ass if they pretty enough

This thread has spiraled into a disaster. A beautiful, horrible, disaster

 

[alphakenc]

Also make sure you surround your bed with salt. Ghosts can't cross it. Also maybe get a cool Impala, and hunt monsters across the country while preventing the Apocalypse (I hope someone got that)

Salt huh.....resident evil 2017 .....i hate to walk all the way down to the stairs n cross the living room into the dining room then the kitchen .how about some vinegar.I should have 2 bottles in my room.

 

[alphakenc]

This thread has spiraled into a disaster. A beautiful, horrible, disaster

Not my butt cheeck.I love my beautiful behind ,it helps me to support all my upper body posture all day everyday dont be negative again.

 

[FancyRaptor]

Salt huh.....resident evil 2017 .....i hate to walk all the way down to the stairs n cross the living room into the dining room then the kitchen .how about some vinegar.I should have 2 bottles in my room.

Actually the salt is a common thing for ghosts. My reference was in the last part. It was a reference to Supernatural (TV Show). Do you have a shotgun or something in your room. Just use that. Make shotgun shells filled with salt and use that to kill ghosts. (Another Supernatural reference. Watch the show, it's good)

 

[alphakenc]

Right now my butt dont want me to get up unless is some beautiful neighbors wants to borrow some salt from me but I do have this...

 

[FancyRaptor]

Grind some rocks together. That is close enough to salt. Anyway I'm going to bed.

 

[alphakenc]

Grind some rocks together. That is close enough to salt. Anyway I'm going to bed.

Ok have a good night , I will stay up n watch my movie "the ouija experiment 2" see u around in the forum.

 

[KeopiCat]

It's snowing here right now, and I swear if the power goes out I'll be knocking at my power generator owning neighbor's door until they let Mondo stay