chameleonowner32
Avid Member
You hit the nail right on the headhmmmmmm, lets see…….today i feel like offing myself. which method, which method; there’s so many delightful ideas to choose from!
-i can lock myself into my deep freezer. luckily since i’m warm-blooded, i will fall unconscious first before i die. good thing i’m not cold-blooded since i would be semi-conscious the whole way down, feeling each cell in my body freeze and explode inside all of my organs until enough neurons in my brain are destroyed as well. should only be less than an hour of that agony…..
-no, i think instant crushing is best. i could jack up my car, crawl under and knock the jack away! that way it should be quick as my head is crushed, breaking all my bones and popping my eyes out of their sockets…..i hear that usually takes only one attempt.
-i guess i can pith myself by slamming my neck back on a kitchen knife and severing my spinal cord. good thing i’m not a reptile, ‘cause i may still be blinking, looking around and opening/closing my mouth for up to 24 hours as my heart still beats in my chest. that would be weird!
-i have heard that a vet can give an injection which is an overdose of anesthesia; that makes me fall asleep, become unconscious, and then stops my heart and brain activity. supposed to be very smooth and painless, and many vets are kind enough to not even charge for this service, particularly if i were a lizard. but i also hear some charge a lot!! i’m too cynical to call any of them since i’m sure they’re all rip-off artists. so i will just skip it. the car jack is looking like the best option.
~Do unto others as you would have them do to you~
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