Solid Snake
Avid Member
When you remove the lid to your dubia colony, to replace food, do NOT back into it, and trip. There is a good chance you will hit the floor hard, and dubia will FLY through the air, and land all over you, and the floor. When this happens, it scares them, and they take off in ALL directions, and they are much scarier when there are 30+ adults crawling all over you(this will likely scare you as well).
You will come to the immediate conclusion that you MUST do SOMETHING about recollecting them, but as they scurry for cover(and crawl all over you) you will realize that your mind is blank with sheer horror.
When you finally start scrambling to recollect them, you will repeatedly tell yourself how incompetent you are, this will go on for hours, until you have searched every nook and cranny, and disassembled and reassembled EVERYTHING in said room. After the "ordeal" is over, you will still not be able to shake the fact that there is a very good chance you did not find them all, and you will be paranoid forever.
That is all...
You will come to the immediate conclusion that you MUST do SOMETHING about recollecting them, but as they scurry for cover(and crawl all over you) you will realize that your mind is blank with sheer horror.
When you finally start scrambling to recollect them, you will repeatedly tell yourself how incompetent you are, this will go on for hours, until you have searched every nook and cranny, and disassembled and reassembled EVERYTHING in said room. After the "ordeal" is over, you will still not be able to shake the fact that there is a very good chance you did not find them all, and you will be paranoid forever.

That is all...
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