Beman the VGK

[Beman]

Lmaooooo...

I had her humidity all off, was misting her for an hour a day. And surprisingly, she is one animal that I've owned that doesn't prefer living on a bioactive substrate.

You guys will know if she sees this post because I'll be dead.

Ummmm better watch yourself. She was pregnant twice for you and gave you two beautiful boys. lol.

 

[snitz427]

She’s probably so aggressive because he keeps spraying her in her face with water.

 

[Brodybreaux25]

Hose aggressive

 

[Brodybreaux25]

She’s probably so aggressive because he keeps spraying her in her face with water.

Thank you for that image!

 

[JoXie411]

I’ve been trying to get rid of... I mean trade... my husband on this forum for weeks and you never reached out once. I would’ve gotten you a great deal, too.

I’m not upset... just...disappointed.

Still trying to trade my husband for more insects. Let me know if you have any luck

 

[JoXie411]

We all make that same face every time you post another meme!

 

[The Wild One]

We’d have to have individual booth seats. Can you imagine the flaring and hissing?

A giant stick for all the Chams

 

[AnamCara]

Still trying to trade my husband for more insects. Let me know if you have any luck

Guys -- I have so much broken shit in my house I'll take all your husbands but I'm sending them back when they're done bc boys have cooties and also my bf might get mad.

 

[JoXie411]

Guys -- I have so much broken shit in my house I'll take all your husbands but I'm sending them back when they're done bc boys have cooties and also my bf might get mad.

I’m sorry then you don’t want mine. I’m the handyman in our house he just washes dishes and changes poop diapers

 

[AnamCara]

I’m sorry then you don’t want mine. I’m the handyman in our house he just washes dishes and changes poop diapers

My bf does neither--im sayin -- send em!

 

[Brodybreaux25]

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Lol ok ok some of them are pretty damn good

 

[snitz427]

Ok i think someone already called it... do these three words rhyme by chance!?

 

[JoXie411]

Ok i think someone already called it... do these three words rhyme by chance!?

Yeah it’s definitely vegetable gutload kangaroo

 

[Brodybreaux25]

Fo Shizzle

 

[Jevin]

My guess is:

Beman, the vastly gassy kid....

 

[Brodybreaux25]

My guess is:

Beman, the vastly gassy kid....

OK, now I’m awarding points! 10 for you sir!

 

[Brodybreaux25]

Y’all know with 216 guesses, you’d think someone would have guessed it by now...

 

[MissSkittles]

Veiled green kid

 

[jamest0o0]

Am I the only person that knows it?

 

[Jevin]

Beman, the verified grandma killer