I didn't mean to shatter your confidence, then grind it into the ground under the heel of my size 13 steel-toed jackboots.... REALLY!
* ? I wanted to be brutally candid, so that if it happened to you, you wouldn't feel like it was you or that you did something wrong, cuz these li'l guys can be cray-cray—
especially when they're little!
When you look up beardie burrito, just click on
Images; it's pretty self-explanatory.
You're correct... they
are—as a rule—very curious, love to explore, and once you've gained their confidence, they can really come out of their
shells... no, wait... that's tortoises.

Beardies can come out of their
HIDES and be quite outgoing—if it's in them (all different individuals).
There's also a term dragon keepers use to refer to themselves—
beardie slaves. You'll know it when it happens.
Oh... and I changed my mind about (not) telling you you're just a dorky noob mom.

That might be fun!
* I lied. My steel-toed jackboots are only size 10. ?