OMG Nick, that had me rolling!! I third the request for a re-enactment of the whole thing!
I think little Montium was the brains in this attack....and he did come from you, so....Hmmm, I never had that problem with Little Cute Montium man Nick. Did I fail to mention I was putting blood meal in his diet? Maybe he was nutrient deficient?
Great story, remind me to wear my kevlar next time I visit.
Wow. I think you could be the subject of the TV show "I shouldn't be alive".
I've had a coulple of lizard hickies in the past; never try to kiss a green monitor.
Glad to hear you're OK and the wicked little beasts were foiled.