You know your addicted and have it real bad when...

[bluewuta]

When you build an add-on to your house just for the chameleons.

 

[krazeone]

U know its real bad when your girlfriend is pregnant, and I can't think of what I want to name our child but I keep coming up with names for all my next chameleons and other lizards I'm getting.

 

[Biolizard]

You plan your alarm to accommodate for chammy breakfast but leave no time for your own.

 

[AllFallDown]

...when you give up that once in a lifetime all expenses paid vacation to France because you cannot find a suitable, trustworthy sitter for your chams.

(If only I were so lucky to be put in this predicament...)

 

[ataraxia]

When you go into a health nutrition store and you ask for certain "gut load ingredients" and the person helping you starts talking about how good it is for you and the benefits. I get a good smile when i stop them to say it is for my roaches.

 

[Calypso]

When you finally paid off that credit card, and a month later after some new upgrades it's maxed out again.

 

[froggielog]

When yu have a 6 page long painted sign of your chameleons very long name.

 

[bwert435]

you go to the grocery store buy kale, mustard greens etc., buy crickets, worms and roaches and its for the cham while you eat ramen noodles to survive

 

[TrueBlueChameleon]

You log in to Chameleon Forum instead of FaceBook!!!

 

[erik775]

When you know you're not supposed to be on your phone driving reading this thread with a cop behind you Late to pick up your girlfriend From work...When you been saving up money for your next comedian for about a month or 2 And something comes up that you need to use that money 4But you still refuse to use it because you want your chameleon...lol...And yes I'm driving while I'm posting this Talking into my phone...lol...

 

[maxttu]

When you turn Instagram into your Cham album because you suckers over here are tired of looking at my boys! @maxttu if you wanna see them!

 

[JackP308]

When you get excited that fruit flies are hatching .

 

[JackP308]

When u have to let your neighbors know your a bug dealer and Not a drug dealer .

 

[szpond]

You are late/miss a class because your chameleons haven't eaten yet!


This happens to me quite a bit with AM classes. I need to remove unbeaten crickets while my Jackson's is recovering from surgery!

 

[szpond]

When you turn Instagram into your Cham album because you suckers over here are tired of looking at my boys! @maxttu if you wanna see them!

Haha wonderful! I'm @multiply, have quite a few of my chams on there as well. I'll go follow you!

 

[alpayne]

So funny, that's me! And my family thinks I'm the only strange one...thought of a few more though...
You scout the neighbors' lawn waste for cham branches....
Your sons tease you about looking at cham porn....
You've had chams and feeders delivered to the school office where you work....
Your family has to move the cham plants out of the shower before they can use it....
Yep, we are addicts!

 

[maxttu]

So funny, that's me! And my family thinks I'm the only strange one...thought of a few more though...
You scout the neighbors' lawn waste for cham branches....
Your sons tease you about looking at cham porn....
You've had chams and feeders delivered to the school office where you work....
Your family has to move the cham plants out of the shower before they can use it....
Yep, we are addicts!

I have a check mark on all of those! lol

 

[deadhd5]

When you are going to India tomorrow and instead of packing you are prepping your cham room, worrying about the chams, and writing detailed chameleon care instructions for your wife.

I'm going to be worried the whole time!

 

[birdlover71]

You know you got it bad.

When they and the kids eat better than you do.

 

[phylicia]

Hes just as much loved as my dogs..thats more sand than on a beach!