haha found a better pic
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mmmm cauliflower
wait thats not ..... OMG ITS A BRAIN!
the most flattering photo ever taken of me, aparently i look like tom grene when i make this face
this is me guerrilla gardening, if you dont know what that is its when you plant stuff in other peoples lawns
my sons first Halloween! yummm
scottish irish feST!
the new fat me! having kids really makes you put on the weight <cry>
and this is what i think i look like in my head
so yeah anyways my name is Justin Connors im a 26 yr old stay at home dad (for now, someone hire me!)
my hobbies include thinking i know what im talking about, knowing what im talking about and accidentally coming across as a condescending butt munch.
i live in my parents basement, i used to breed chams hardcore. i stopped because one of my panthers escaped and ate all of his siblings except a couple. after loosing that clutch it wasnt a self sustaining hobby and i couldnt support the volume of lizards i had had working in a restaurant. i also made the mistake of focusing on panthers while the real money maker was veileds. but then youre stuck educating newbs and taking high volumes of calls and emails concerning husbandry and health issues. the nice thing about panthers was the cost, the cost filtered out a lot of new keepers and made sure they were devoted enough in that they had to invest a pretty penny in their pet.
i play world of warcraft, i mostly pvp. pve has gotten dull after the last patch
i listen to music (who dosnt) anything from mars volta to legend of zelda orchestrated sound tracks and st lunatics.
uhhh my favorite color is purple and i think school buses are orange (SPOILER; they are)
i like to name my chameleons after mythological, historical and religious figures.
UMMMM i like jumping off of locks, climbing (trees, cliff, ect) building dams and crawling around in swamps in the middle of February looking for swamp robins. (any amphibians when i visit my uncle in VA)
favorite foods include but are not limited to fried anything, especially country fried steak with pepper gravy, cheddar brats, watermelon, clementines, home grown strawberries and ESPECIALLY tomato. i like raw corn but cooked corn freaks me out. i have an irrational fear of cheerios, yes the cereal. did i mention cheese? cheese is excellent props to whoever accidentally let some dairy age and decided it was a good idea to eat once it got hard(ish)
i used to partake in illegal substances, but a bad trip made me stop. all i can handle now is alcohol. dont do drugs kids. favorite beer is victory brand golden monkeys. speaking of which i hate most monkeys but golden monkeys are so flippin cool.
im the type of person that either has too much to say or nothing at all. oh and im a super nice guy!
ive been convicted of double arson, criminal mischief, and intent to commit a catastrophe and attempted grand theft auto LOL now dont ya wanna know what i did? not tellin.
im a dog person, but i cant resist a cuddly kitten. i want to get a serval one day when i have the money to build an enclosure.
ummmmm oh i used to vomit in my back yard regularly and it would summon skunks. as long as you keep a flashlight in their eyes they will actually let you pet them. heres a pic of a baby i found eatting a baby bunnies head in my window well.
did i mention im mildly narcissistic? yeah ill staop talking about myself now
nice to meet yall
