My new parsonii have names, which according to the Internet are derived from languages spoken in Africa and Madagascar. The male is Tafari, which means he who inspires awe, and the female is Zuri, which means beautiful.
Unfortunately, as well though out and well intentioned as their names may be, they are only their "professional names", as their personalities as forced me to calling him Bubba and her Grizelda. Thankfully, they don't care one way or the other.