Melissa had just reached 2.5 feet!

[melble68]

But remember to watch your back there may just be a stalker cham watching you! Lol
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Oh I love those eyes. priceless.

 

[ChamAllen]

If you would go and unfortunately read all the pages (its gonna take some time) of this thread you will soon realize there is "sarcasm" from the very beginning. No one, including the OP, ate anything w/ wings.

Well, maybe not ducks but certainly cornnish game hens.

 

[SSimsswiSS]

Now where did I put those chicken dinner photos?

 

[Eggimations]

Well then, may as well join the fun!

Has anyone heard of the fierce Lord Derpsula? From his castle in Chamsylvania, he and his clan of champires descend upon the mortals below, sucking the blood out of mortals why they sleep. I'd stay far away from him and his crazy derpy eyeballs.

 

[Decadancin]

That's nothing. The Chameleo ubermammothus was originally responsible for the Gojira myth. It could breathe fire, had bulletproof skin, and caused solar eclipses with it's mind! Sadly, destruction of it's natural suboceanic lava cave habitat and the extinction of its primary prey (the unicorn) has lead to a steep decline in the species.

All funnies aside, Meller's are so gorgeous... I will forgive a bit of hyperbole

Chameleo Ubermammothus,... common name Mothra Chameleon. The Gojira hasn't been seen recently, but that is due to a long hibernation period. The Ubermammothus is not related, but does share similar range and food sources. Unicorns are on the preferred diet, but they have survived quite well in captivity using livestock and some occasional fresh veggies. (The Ubermammothus does prefer mulberry trees.) I know a few breeders in St Lucia and Alaska. The problem is that it is tremendously hard to tell males from females. I know, pics or it didn't happen...Here's the link.
https://www.google.com/search?q=mot...a=X&ei=Zza0Uru_I-mh2AX3h4D4BA&ved=0CCcQwg4oAA

They look quite different when they are older...
https://www.google.com/search?q=mot...&sa=X&ei=qja0UuSPOYKh2gX3mYBo&ved=0CCcQwg4oAA

As you can see from this picture, Gojira and one Ubermammothus morph can be kept together, but only in the largest of enclosures. I do recommend free ranging them (if you can ).
https://www.google.com/search?q=god...a=X&ei=JDe0Uuy0H8jY2gWgkYCoAw&ved=0CCcQwg4oAA

Unlike most chams, a dripper is not recommended. A large water source is preferred, but you just need to keep it clean.

I believe Chuck G. (Site sponsor) has more information on Gojira if interested. (I am not an expert )

Hope that helps!

 

[ChamAllen]

A short film about the exploitation of chameleons

12 YEARS A CHAM

"Is the story of a free born cham sold into slavery and the love/hate relationship of his evil white slave owner toward these chams. It also tells the store of the indomitable spirit of one brave enslaved cham who refuses to buckle under to his owners attempts to supplant his own will by forcing him to stay and the unspeakable cruelty of forced lizard on lizard violence. Riveting from start to finish."

Rated R for violence, strong language and full frontal reptilian nudity.
NO CHAMELEONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM. STUNT CHAMS WERE USED WHEREVER POSSIBLE.

HERE IS THE VIDEO, PLEASE WATCH:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onnBMeSOP2U&feature=youtu.be

Also, make sure to see Leonardo di Chamio in "The Chameleon of Wall Street" this weekend. "di Chamio takes up where Gordon Gecko left off."



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onnBMeSOP2U&feature=youtu.be

 

[melble68]

And the saga continues into 2014. They must put something into the water in Irvine.

 

[Decadancin]

I must say, 12 years is a very good life for any chameleon. It is just a shame all of our chams don't live that long.

 

[italian chameleon]

 

[melble68]

BAAAWAAAAHHHHaaaaa HHHAAAA!!!!!!!