If crested geckos could only talk!!!

[Lancecham]

I was feeding the crew and noticed my crested gecko in a picture perfect pose.
Now if he could only communicate to me what he was actually thinking at the moment.
What do you think he was saying? Post up your answers!!!! (If you need any help, look at his back right foot.) :O

 

[Vegas Chad]

I think he was saying: "#$#* off... I was in the middle of a nap."

 

[allencg101]

lmfao he's giving you the bird. i want to get a gecko for my b-day next month and what type of housing do you suggest a glass terrerium or a screen cage cause i'm deciding on either crested gargoyle or madagascar giant day gecko's!!

 

[laurie]

Wow Lance you let your kids swear at a very young age. Make no mistake he is swearing at you, what did you do to him?

 

[Lancecham]

Love the comments so far. I am thinking along the same lines as you guys.
Laurie,- he sure didn't learn that behavior from me
Allencg101- pm me and I can fill you in what you need.

 

[laurie]

Love the comments so far. I am thinking along the same lines as you guys.
Laurie,- he sure didn't learn that behavior from me
Allencg101- pm me and I can fill you in what you need.

If not from you, are you letting him out so he runs with the "wrong" crowd? I know your parenting skills are better than that.

 

[Miss Lily]

Awww! What a gorgeous geck! How old is 'he'? I don't see any obvious boy bits, so just curious of his age!

 

[ataraxia]

 

[Ekproject]

Not good at mindreading but he does not look happy with you. Lol. Good looking guy though

 

[Lancecham]

Very nice. I like the comments.
For some reason I referred to the gecko as a he. It is a female about 8 months.
And Laurie: She must be hanging out with the growd. I caught her the other day having a rendevous with a male in the cage. Shame on her, she isn't even married yet....;0

 

[laurie]

I feel so bad about you letting her get "in a family way" before she is married. Are you going to have a quickie wedding? If not then I will raise the illegitimate children as my own. The things I do for friends.

 

[giaindell]

this thread is HILARIOUS!

 

[Lancecham]

I feel so bad about you letting her get "in a family way" before she is married. Are you going to have a quickie wedding? If not then I will raise the illegitimate children as my own. The things I do for friends.

Yeah, either a quicky wedding or send her to a gecko camp for girls so she can get her life together. If all else fails, I'm sure she would be happy with you.

 

[Justin Ward]

"I...AM...BATMAN!!" or geckoman haha