Oh Laurie, you poor thing! I have no idea of the sq ft of this house, but I may as well confess that while this 4 floors of house (townhouse with basement) is rented, we still own a house in England, so we are technically tenants and landlords. The UK house pretty much just about breaks even once we've paid the mortgage, insurance and fix stuff.
As far as animal stuff goes, er... I got nuthin. I'm perfect. Sorry.
FINE! Ivy's thermometer/hygrometer hasn't arrived yet. My dragon won't eat greens, so I don't make him, I can't remember when I last fed my snake her fuzzy rat, think it's been over a week already, and I clean my geckos out so badly I discovered that crickets are breeding behind the backboard.