Bees taste wth their claws?

This one's been circulating in the family since the 1950s. Source unknown, but thanks to the Internet I was able to find it. See Wednesday's Dinner...

Surefire Weight Loss Diet

Monday

Breakfast: Weak tea
Lunch: (1) bullion cube in 1/2 cup diluted water
Dinner: One pigeon thigh; three ounces prune juice (gargle only)

Tuesday

Breakfast: Scraped crumbs from burnt toast
Lunch: One doughnut hole (without sugar); one glass of dehydrated water
Dinner: Three grains cornmeal, broiled

Wednesday

Breakfast: Shredded egg shell skin
Lunch: One-half dozen poppy seeds (skip if taking drug test later in the week)
Dinner: Bee's knees and mosquito knuckles sauteed in vinegar

Thursday


Breakfast: Boiled-out stains of old tablecloth
Lunch: Belly button of a naval orange
Dinner: Three eyes from an Irish potato (diced)

Friday

Breakfast: Two lobster antennas
Lunch: One tail joint of seahorse
Dinner: Rotisserie-broiled guppy filet

Saturday

Breakfast: Four chopped banana seeds
Lunch: Broiled butterfly liver
Dinner: Jelly vertebrae à la centipede

Sunday

Breakfast: Pickled hummingbird tongue
Lunch: Prime rib of tadpole; aroma of empty custard pie plate
Dinner: Tossed paprika and clover leaf salad​
 
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