Anybody good at translating "Spousespeak"?

[Klyde O'Scope]

Missus just came in to inform me that Ol' Stinkeye, "looked like he was thinking about doing something, maybe, kind of," then left.

???

Forty-mumble years together, and she still vexeth me.

 

[kinyonga]

It means you'd better go and check it out.

 

[Klyde O'Scope]

He's just chillin' in his hide—eyes open.
If he doesn't perk up soon (he recently woke up from brumating) and eat something,
I may run him down to the vet.