A duck walks into a hardware store, says to the guy at the counter, "Got any gwapes (grapes)?"
He says no and the duck leaves.
Duck comes back the next day, "Got any gwapes?"
Guy says, "No, I told you we don't". Duck leaves.
Duck comes back again the next day, "Got any gwapes?"
Guy says, "No...
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two... but you wonder how they got in there.
What did one plate say to another? Lunch is on me.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I tried to sell my male veiled, but he started closing his eyes during the day, took a few nudges to wake him. He also isn't eating. Is there anyone who will take him for free and get him to the vet? I would but I don't have the money... I don't want him to stay with me and suffer if there is...
Well I feel it is a little putting off to say one is irresponsible when they don't have the full story. It's not that I "don't need the expense". I do not have the money, or someone to borrow from. I am in college, living at home, with no money coming in. Up until now I have provided excellent...
I don't have money for a vet visit... part of why I found a new home for him. At this point in time I think he would do better and be happier with his future owner. All other conditions are fine, he just doesn't want to eat. I don't have much time for him right now, so unless someone can tell me...
Ok, so where can I get the liner? And can I use an old pillow case for the cloth bag? Also, he has not eaten in two weeks, hasn't touched anything I give him, would that be a problem?
Can I get a step by step on packing and shipping? He's 10 months, so not a baby, no deli cup. What options should I choose? Insurance? I'm using ShipYourReptiles. I know there are resources out there but I like to pull from multiple so can someone run it down for me?