Things you never would have said before getting a chameleon

[elizaann2]

- Well it’s 8 pm… time to put my chameleons to bed.
- turn the A.C. up, it’s too hot at night for my chams
- look at this cute squishy worm (poke poke)
- Stop doing that! You are freaking out my chameleon!
- (my friends) can we make plans to hang out Saturday? (Me) Ya so long as it’s before or after my chameleons and coffee at 1
- (also my friends) what are you doing today? (Me) cleaning my bug bins, you?

 

[crosscutts]

Hey, where do you think you’re going?
Where the heck are you? There’s no way you could escape.
I’m not gonna stand here all day and holding this bug. You better hurry up and eat it.
Let go of the branch I’m taking you outside where you love to be.
Are we really gonna do this right now? I’ve gotta get to work.!!

 

[elizaann2]

Oh relax. It’s just a roach.

 

[ChamelaChameleon]

1. I'm an accidental owner.
2. I don't like reptiles, but I love you.
3. Husband: Your dinosaur wants you.
Me: I'm on my way.
4. Hurry up! He's gonna bite you (as he gobbles a juicy hornworm).
5. Me: I can't talk right now. I have to feed the crickets.
Friend: You have pet crickets?
6. There's no money on my money tree.
7. If you climb up there, I won't be able to get you down. (As he desperately fights to climb a sky tree).

 

[bruce the cham]

why don't u let me touch you
No my finger's are not food
oh now that I'm gone you come out
get out of you cage were going outside

 

[Ambilobe123]

Not another one named pascal…

No, you cannot climb my face to get to my hair…

Man, how do these guys survive in the wild??

C’mon, bite the stick so I can give you the antibiotic…

No, not my finger, the st- ouch!

You cannot eat only superworms. Eat the cricket. Mmm, tasty cricket!

Do NOT try eating the misting nozzle!

Ah yes. The epitome of camouflage. A bright red/yellow/green/blue lizard pretending to be a leaf.

This small reptile wants nothing to do with me, costs a ton, and is incredibly fragile and difficult to keep. I love him unconditionally and if it’s him or you, it’s him.

 

[werevoulf]

"What am I gonna do with all these caterpillars?"

 

[bruce the cham]

no you eat the crickets not let them escape
just because it moves doesn't mean you eat it

 

[jannb]

I have poop in the frig waiting to go to the vet.

 

[elizaann2]

I have poop in the frig waiting to go to the vet.

Me almost weekly for the last month

 

[bbyoda]

- you look so good fired up!
- nice shed, buddy!
- hold on, let me grab these magnolia leaves before we go, I need them for my bioactive setup
- what should I do with all these silkworm cocoons?
- it's a reptivite day!!
- I'm never buying branches or leaves again
- let me check your vent

 

[dinomom]

- Well it’s 8 pm… time to put my chameleons to bed.
- turn the A.C. up, it’s too hot at night for my chams
- look at this cute squishy worm (poke poke)
- Stop doing that! You are freaking out my chameleon!
- (my friends) can we make plans to hang out Saturday? (Me) Ya so long as it’s before or after my chameleons and coffee at 1
- (also my friends) what are you doing today? (Me) cleaning my bug bins, you?

Lol the AC one.

 

[dinomom]

Don't you dare throw those vegetable trimmings away!

 

[dinomom]

To pest control guy: Do not spray in the bug room

 

[ChamelaChameleon]

- you look so good fired up!
- nice shed, buddy!
- hold on, let me grab these magnolia leaves before we go, I need them for my bioactive setup
- what should I do with all these silkworm cocoons?
- it's a reptivite day!!
- I'm never buying branches or leaves again
- let me check your vent

I'm always checking that darn vent!

 

[MzLaurie11]

Ooh look at this yummy hornworm
Its back to the cage for you
Dont move that tuperware Im hatching crickets

 

[ChamelaChameleon]

Most neighbors borrow a cup of sugar.

Me: Can I have a few branches from your tree. Neighbor:Are you ok. Me: No, I'm not ok. I have to get rid of the fake stuff and bake some branches so Carmelo does not suffer. Neighbor: I did not know Chameleons eat branches.

 

[Bazelthechameleon]

you need to cut down on the worms you’re getting fat

that leaf CANNOT hold your weight

oh my gosh he’s drinking NOBODY MOVE

You got some bug guts on your mouth there…

 

[ElleArranda]

"That's not food!!!!" - Me after my girl tongue shot MY EYEBALL

 

[Roxanimals]

- Look at what the baby Dino is doing
- Shhhh, the baby Dino is eating
- Stop, the baby Dino will get distracted
- Do you see the baby Dino
- I wish we’d stopped and gotten more tree branches when they were hurricane prepping
- Please eat the worm, you can’t only eat crickets
- Let me grab some branches from the nature trail
- You can’t crawl behind my arm, there is nothing to hold onto and you will fall
- How do I breed bugs
- The water is on the other side of the leaf
- Please stop climbing up your food dish, it’s not safe
- Watch this video of my baby Dino eating another bug