Things you never would have said before getting a chameleon

[iPwnedMSCS]

- Stop climbing my face.
- No, we're not going to your tree.
- Hurry up and eat your breakfast, it's escaping.

 

[JacksJill]

The roaches are finally breeding
That's a nice pile of branches

 

[bruce the cham]

don't make love with my hand

 

[bruce the cham]

no just me

 

[nightanole]

Can i have that left over salad and apple core?
Are you going to throw that juicer pulp away?

How did you poop there?

JUST EAT IT


Good tegus dont crawl on faces...

 

[redhorse]

Just because you are rocking does not make you look like a leaf.
I SEE you looking at me, looking at you, looking at me, behind that branch, Silly lizard

 

[kinyonga]

Boy that urate is white!
Does this poop look normal to you?
What’s this white stuff around the nostrils on my chameleon?

 

[redhorse]

As we get older "does this poop look normal" doesn't always mean chameleons.. haahaa

 

[Beman]

What does the fecal look like? Does it smell?

Omg the branches on the side of the road are perfect!

 

[MissSkittles]

Those roaches are nasty and not like my roaches.
You don’t need to bake your branches.
I need more leaf litter.
No, you can’t climb my face.
Here’s your yummy bugs.

 

[kinyonga]

This is a fun thread! I like all the things everyone has said so far!

 

[kinyonga]

Please save me all your peanut butter jar lids so I can put fresh veggies, etc. in the chameleon cages for the insects to eat while they wait to be eaten.

 

[Sonny13]

Such a beautiful Philodendron Florida Beauty you got there!
Nope these roaches (dubia’s) are clean insects and won’t cause a plague!
Look at me with both eyes, please!

 

[nightanole]

internal monolog (should i take a picture of this poop and put it on the internet for others opinions?)

 

[Ghostbirb]

Roaches aren't that bad
Isn't that worm kind of cute
I have a Roaches closet
I ordered bugs again!
How did that big of a poop come out of that small of you?

 

[redhorse]

I ponder this often---" why don't others in my family feel the same way about chameleons, crickets, frogs, toads, silkworms, superworms, fish, and every other cool critter in the world?". Oops! Might be to much info...

 

[Cutechameleons]

don't make love with my hand

All. The. Time.

 

[Flick boy]

Thats a lovely cockroach. Here mister what you doing with all them leaves. That's a really nice poo ,lol .

 

[GrannyK]

I don’t like roaches and worms, but my roaches and worms are fiiine.

Turn that light off, my chameleon is in bed and needs his sleep!

I’m going to all reptiles when these dogs are gone!, as I vacuum up dog and cat hair.

Never in my life did I see myself breeding roaches! Yup now I have a colony.

Oh this was fun! I’m sure I say more things just never thought about it!

 

[elizaann2]

Hey pullover! I found a great stick!