Sweet California Sun

[bloftis1]

turtles are like girls eh? one of them late drunk nights

 

[alphakenc]

the turtle squirting out piss pic got me XDDD idk why lmao but i started to burst out laughing i hope no one wakes up

Hey brandy im glad u came....i been seriously try to train my turtle everytime he did that to me...i flip him over...so he cant get back up...but his liquid pee are aiming higher n higher towards my freaking eyes.

 

[bloftis1]

Hey brandy im glad u came....i been seriously try to train my turtle everytime he did that to me...i flip him over...so he cant get back up...but his liquid pee are aiming higher n higher towards my freaking eyes.

r they potty trainable?

 

[alphakenc]

r they potty trainable?

Im not too sure...but I been doing lots research right now about their sudden pee syndrome

 

[krikinit]

That turtle has it out for you. Thats too damn funny!!!

 

[bloftis1]

agreed lmao that turtle has something against u

 

[krikinit]

turtles are like girls eh? one of them late drunk nights

My buddy dated a girl like that. He had to rehome her!

 

[alphakenc]

That turtle has it out for you. Thats too damn funny!!!

Really...to u guys maybe...to me...no no....i been thinking evilish....diaper...duct tape...i just cant find a perfect solution

 

[Kristen Wilkins]

awwww thanks! I am even more jelly of you now though. I want one of Matt's babies. He is the best and I adore his little ones! I just need more room. Beman would prefer to be free range even in his big cage he is always wanting out to wander around so until I have the space it is not fair to him to bring in another little one.

Just do it make the room . We hatched 5 and Septiseye is his .

 

[alphakenc]

My buddy dated a girl like that. He had to rehome her!

But Im not even dating my turtle...i just like company thats all

 

[Kristen Wilkins]

My buddy dated a girl like that. He had to rehome her!

Dying !!.

 

[alphakenc]

This got to be stop soon with the turtle pee...he can out live me and pee on me for the rest of my alphakenc precious life...castration maybe

 

[bloftis1]

My buddy dated a girl like that. He had to rehome her!

XDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[bloftis1]

Really...to u guys maybe...to me...no no....i been thinking evilish....diaper...duct tape...i just cant find a perfect solution

Doggie pee pads?

 

[Kristen Wilkins]

I asked @CamoChameleonsHuman to link it in here. @alphakenc you crack me up.

@alphakenc took much to long of a break . Never to leave us agin !.

 

[alphakenc]

agreed lmao that turtle has something against u

Doggie pee pads?

No no not a good idea it will takes the whole amazon prime truck to cover all my floors maybe even more....he is very slow and mobile with his peeing skills

 

[krikinit]

Catheters and ziplock bags. Tape the bag to him and taunt. Repeat as needed.

 

[Kristen Wilkins]

No no not a good idea it will takes the whole amazon prime truck to cover all my floors maybe even more....he is very slow and mobile with his peeing skills

Teach him aim then He can shoot it anywhere . Tell him you will hog tie him if he continues to treat you this way .

 

[Kristen Wilkins]

Catheters and ziplock bags. Tape the bag to him and taunt. Repeat as needed.

Steady skilled hands are a must .

 

[alphakenc]

@alphakenc took much to long of a break . Never to leave us agin !.

Really...i been posting all day and my fingers are freaking sore....leave where??between birds fish..and all my imagination friends on this forum...not to mention this peeing turtle worst than my freaking dogs....where do u want me to go???the freaking animal shelter n lock myself up n throw away the freaking key 4ever n ever...