She's not fat.

[ZacharyLeesWife]

She's fluffy.

 

[Virgil1972]

She has adapted to American culture well.

 

[Nursemaia]

Time for weight loss surgery. I had it so I can make that joke.

 

[ZacharyLeesWife]

She has adapted to American culture well.

She's been on a diet but after laying a handful of eggs, she's earned a waxworm or two.

 

[Virgil1972]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!

 

[kinyonga]

Is this the one that just laid 65 eggs? Fat/overfed female veiled produce large clutches and often end up with MBD, prolapses, eggbinding and reproductive issues and shorter lives.

 

[ZacharyLeesWife]

Is this the one that just laid 65 eggs? Fat/overfed female veiled produce large clutches and often end up with MBD, prolapses, eggbinding and reproductive issues and shorter lives.

We're working on that. I try to tell her, but the damn lizard just keeps getting fatter. She is on daily liquid calcium, and her bones were nice and strong in the last set of scans. She's just a chunky monkey.

 

[ZacharyLeesWife]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!

 

[Virgil1972]

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That is the funniest thing.

 

[ZacharyLeesWife]

That is the funniest thing.

Been looking for a reason to use that meme for a while now.

 

[Virgil1972]

Been looking for a reason to use that meme for a while now.

Im glad I gave it to you.