And the scriptures read: A Great White Cricket shall lead all crickets to freedom from persecution, wheat bran diets, and consumption by the evil Scale-Bags. It is said this Great White Cricket only appears once in a blue sky, so stay vigilant, as even your crickets may find their Messiah to rise above being an average reptile snack and into the halls and walls of your home, to slowly chirp you to death.
This thread is hilarious. I got some lobster roaches from MF a while back; wait till you see a freshly molted one of those. You could clearly see its insides
