Also, no, craigslist doesn't have them, I've checked.
The closest nursery that has them is 2 hours away and we have no AC in our car.
Bait shops don't carry them because they are "ineffective".
Nope, no friends with them, otherwise I wouldn't be posting this!
Nope, I need about 1,000 worms, so the 50 at petsmart won't be enough!
Thanks for the PMs though! (I got like 4, that was quick!)