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DavidBuchan
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Just like Mohammed Ali........he's so fast that he can turn the light out and be in bed asleep before the rooms even dark.....
my chameleon is batman
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Just like Mohammed Ali........he's so fast that he can turn the light out and be in bed asleep before the rooms even dark.....
squeekz1992
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Just like Mohammed Ali........he's so fast that he can turn the light out and be in bed asleep before the rooms even dark.....
Rotfl, that's funny, I never heard that one before
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Chameleonic
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Ali, the greatest! http://www.muhammadaliquotes.org/
PenelopeLove
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I love hearing stories about him! He sounds like a character!
Yeah me too!! what a silly sausage!!
squeekz1992
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Tehe He's great! I love this little dude lol
He's great! I love this little dude lol
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DavidBuchan
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Rotfl, that's funny, I never heard that one before
Aye, you can't argue with Mohammed, he's so mean he makes medicine sick Last night I had a dream, When I got to Africa,
I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When George Foreman meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Muhammad Ali.
A poem about his match with George Foreman, known as the Rumble in the Jungle (1974)
squeekz1992
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He sounds B-A! lol
More than Chuck Norris????
More than Chuck Norris????
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DavidBuchan
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He sounds B-A! lol
More than Chuck Norris????
Ha ha, tough call......... If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be mere seconds from death
.One my friend made up is 'Jesus Christ once walked on water, but every morning Chuck Norris swims through land'
squeekz1992
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Ha ha, tough call......... If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be mere seconds from death
One my friend made up is 'Jesus Christ once walked on water, but every morning Chuck Norris swims through land'
*wringing hands* I can't see him!!!!
Hahaha!
Chuck Norris got bitten by a King Cobra...and after 5 days of agonizing pain, the snake died lol
kanjiman
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*wringing hands* I can't see him!!!!
Hahaha!
Chuck Norris got bitten by a King Cobra...and after 5 days of agonizing pain, the snake died lol
when Chuck Norris goes in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised!
squeekz1992
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Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories
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Chameleonic
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
squeekz1992
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
