From the New York Times "It has been discovered that the major U.S. paper towel manufacturers have been lobbying in Washington DC to import Chameleons into the U.S. and have infiltrated the Chameleon Forum, a non profit informational organization."
It appears that the paper towel companies (Brawny, Northern, and Scott) have been not only lobbying in Washington DC to increase importations of wild caught chameleons, but also have been posting messages under The Chameleon Forum, trying to make chameleon owners paranoid about "cleaning poo" the minute the chameleon relieves themselves.
While the U.S. economy in in the toilet, the paper manufacturers have recorded record profits, but only in paper towel divisions...
Coincidence?? "I think not" says Chris Anderson, popular chameleon advocate, and a user of paper towels himself....
The story broke when Chris Anderson questioned why a new species was going to be named ChameleoBrawny Poopilotus. Thank God he has uncovered this network of lies and profiteering, the new species will appropriately be named ChameloChristatus Andersonii.
Chris is also looking into Chuck G's involvement of steroid use to create what Chuck calls "Chuckitatus Grandis." Chuck was silent when we tried to contact him, and it appears he has moved all his chameleons to an unknown location. It is not known if Chuck has abandoned his gym that he owns.
A close associate of Chuck said the new chameleon is twice the size of the Parsons chameleon, and actually likes to look at the reflection of himself in a mirror, which is not common behavior in normal species.
Implicated in the steroid chameleon is one of the forum members named "Brad" but he also has "disappeared" deep into the rocky mountains.
Chuck and Brad both disappearing at the same time? Coincidence? I don't think so.....This reporter will not give up until the paper towel profiteering is completely brought out in the open, and steroid use on chameleons is stopped.
It appears that the paper towel companies (Brawny, Northern, and Scott) have been not only lobbying in Washington DC to increase importations of wild caught chameleons, but also have been posting messages under The Chameleon Forum, trying to make chameleon owners paranoid about "cleaning poo" the minute the chameleon relieves themselves.
While the U.S. economy in in the toilet, the paper manufacturers have recorded record profits, but only in paper towel divisions...
Coincidence?? "I think not" says Chris Anderson, popular chameleon advocate, and a user of paper towels himself....
The story broke when Chris Anderson questioned why a new species was going to be named ChameleoBrawny Poopilotus. Thank God he has uncovered this network of lies and profiteering, the new species will appropriately be named ChameloChristatus Andersonii.
Chris is also looking into Chuck G's involvement of steroid use to create what Chuck calls "Chuckitatus Grandis." Chuck was silent when we tried to contact him, and it appears he has moved all his chameleons to an unknown location. It is not known if Chuck has abandoned his gym that he owns.
A close associate of Chuck said the new chameleon is twice the size of the Parsons chameleon, and actually likes to look at the reflection of himself in a mirror, which is not common behavior in normal species.
Implicated in the steroid chameleon is one of the forum members named "Brad" but he also has "disappeared" deep into the rocky mountains.
Chuck and Brad both disappearing at the same time? Coincidence? I don't think so.....This reporter will not give up until the paper towel profiteering is completely brought out in the open, and steroid use on chameleons is stopped.
great writing I love it.
