Well, if I had to choose what chameleon I would be it would have to be one of SSimssiSS's parsonii. Awesome digs, mind blowing variety of food, a babe of my own, a couple of personal servant humans, and NO predators!!!
Hey, Steve, could you move that mister a little to the left...yeah, that's it...and, you don't need all those orchid mantises do you? I am in the mood for something more exotic than dubia. Oh, you say those are too valuable for a chameleon snack? Hmmm, I feel the sniffles coming on due to an upcoming hunger strike I am planning because I didn't get my way...
Aww, an Orchid mantis! You shouldn't have! There's a good boy! So, how 'bout them Dodgers?