How to kill mosquitoes

[Matt Vanilla Gorilla]

hmmmm I am trying to figure out if you really do sell a kit or if you are being a jokester

Seriously! I am willing to make a killing with it! It is two planks with the following instructions: catch the mosquito, pull off its wings, put it on the one plank, now squash it with the other plank! See, dead! 100% guaranteed!

 

[Beman]

Seriously! I am willing to make a killing with it! It is two planks with the following instructions: catch the mosquito, pull off its wings, put it on the one plank, now squash it with the other plank! See, dead! 100% guaranteed!

I KNEW IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!! your silly Matt!

 

[Matt Vanilla Gorilla]

It does not work on all creatures! I tried it on my mother in law! She slapped me so hard I nearly died!

 

[JoXie411]

It does not work on all creatures! I tried it on my mother in law! She slapped me so hard I nearly died!

I can’t breath

 

[Matt Vanilla Gorilla]

Hell, and now my wife wants to kill me!!!! See it works!!!! I got in to contact with them planks!

 

[Chameleon Mike]

Seriously! I am willing to make a killing with it! It is two planks with the following instructions: catch the mosquito, pull off its wings, put it on the one plank, now squash it with the other plank! See, dead! 100% guaranteed!

I knew it. I was going to ask if it was a fly swatter and a garbage bag. That's so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[JIFFYPOP]

Seriously! I am willing to make a killing with it! It is two planks with the following instructions: catch the mosquito, pull off its wings, put it on the one plank, now squash it with the other plank! See, dead! 100% guaranteed!

lmao, Simple & effective, your gonna be rich bro, lol! Gotta shark tank this

 

[janjan20]

Seriously! I am willing to make a killing with it! It is two planks with the following instructions: catch the mosquito, pull off its wings, put it on the one plank, now squash it with the other plank! See, dead! 100% guaranteed!

That’s too much work! I’d rather let them bite me...I’m lazy lol

 

[JoXie411]

That’s too much work! I’d rather let them bite me...I’m lazy lol

Just do what I do use your phone