Most of the time what doesn't do what? I read my post and yours twice and am unsure what you mean.
Everyone here is trying to help ya, kid. And being terribly patient towards your remarks. Finding a more experienced keeper for him wasn't suggested as an option so folks could look down on you. Just in the best interest of the animal, and to prevent you from having a bad experience in the hobby.
I have a hold-back flame (likely female) crested gecko that would do great in the set-up you have. I will give it to you. They are fascinating animals, and being nocturnal have low UVB/temp requirements. And drink out of a dish, only need fruit flavored baby food and some of what you already feed, and they thrive in glass tanks, which they can walk on like Spiderman. I'll even pay shipping.