ataraxia
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I have the craziest story EVER!
Today i took some baby bins outside cause we are having awesome weather right now. This evening (still a lot of light left in the day) before i left for the store i contemplated bringing them in cause i knew we would get back well after nine (dark). Well i decided they will enjoy it and that i will bring them in when i get home. Ok, so this is where i am mind boggled out my ying and yang. We got home at 9:30, it is pitch black no lights on what so ever. I carried the groceries in and went back out to bring the baby bins in. IT IS PITCH BLACK. I carry the bins into the house and sit them on the floor just inside the front door. Now the front room has no lights on also. So the whole time they are in the dark.... On my way back to the kitchen to put away some groceries i stop and kneel down and love on my pit bull for a bit. Then went onto the kitchen. I put some groceries away and came across the ripple chips and french onion dip. I started eating and up my shirt comes crawling a baby. Cuss words flew and see another crawling up my shorts. Now im cussing and freaking out. How, when and where did these babies get on me!!!!!!! I walked back into the living room, turn on the lights and start counting. these two are the only ones missing! PHEW, i feel at ease at this point but how in the world did these guys crawl onto me. ITS DARK, they sleep in the dark! They are in bins, how did they get on me? I just dont get it...
Today i took some baby bins outside cause we are having awesome weather right now. This evening (still a lot of light left in the day) before i left for the store i contemplated bringing them in cause i knew we would get back well after nine (dark). Well i decided they will enjoy it and that i will bring them in when i get home. Ok, so this is where i am mind boggled out my ying and yang. We got home at 9:30, it is pitch black no lights on what so ever. I carried the groceries in and went back out to bring the baby bins in. IT IS PITCH BLACK. I carry the bins into the house and sit them on the floor just inside the front door. Now the front room has no lights on also. So the whole time they are in the dark.... On my way back to the kitchen to put away some groceries i stop and kneel down and love on my pit bull for a bit. Then went onto the kitchen. I put some groceries away and came across the ripple chips and french onion dip. I started eating and up my shirt comes crawling a baby. Cuss words flew and see another crawling up my shorts. Now im cussing and freaking out. How, when and where did these babies get on me!!!!!!! I walked back into the living room, turn on the lights and start counting. these two are the only ones missing! PHEW, i feel at ease at this point but how in the world did these guys crawl onto me. ITS DARK, they sleep in the dark! They are in bins, how did they get on me? I just dont get it...
