UrbanChameleon
New Member
Hey guys. I need a bit of advice. You do not have to read this whole thing. It's basically me ranting until the last paragraph. The question I need answered will be right there. 
I called my local "exotic" vets office. After weeks of phone calls, I finally got someone to answer. This was our phone conversation:
Me: Hi, I'm calling regarding my Panther Chameleon. I would like to get annual fecals done every 6 months. I've been told that most places will charge about $20+ and that it can be done without bringing the animal in.
Front Desk: Umm.. we should be able to do that.
Me: Okay great.
Front Desk: What kind of animal did you say you have?
Me: A Panther Chameleon.
Front Desk: A what?
Me: Panther Chameleon.
Front Desk: Hmm.. okay. Well, I'll have to check with the vet about that. Please hold.
(Dumb music playing)
Front Desk: Alright. Well I just spoke to the vet, and she said that you will have to bring a Chameleon in for a visit.
Me: Why is that? You said that it should be fine earlier.
Front Desk: Well our vet says that Chameleon's need to be brought in for visits. Depending on whether the test is positive or negative, we would need to do treatment.
Me: Yes, I understand that. That's exactly why I called. I would like to get fecals done regularly, and go from there if the test comes back positive. He is perfectly healthy, and I would rather avoid stressing him out when I don't need to.
Front Desk: The visit will be $56 and I'm not sure on the price of the fecal. There would also be additional charges for treatment.
Me: Okay. Thank you.
I know it's a little difficult to convey via computer, but this lady changed her whole attitude after speaking to the vet. Everything was fine and dandy, until she told the vet that the call was concerning a Chameleon. Plus the fact that I've called them over thirty times (over the past 5 months) and have NEVER gotten an answer. No call backs from the voicemail I left either. This is unsettling. I will need to contact my vet if my animal is in a state of an emergency.
I do realize that I live in a small area. I'm sure that the Chameleon's they do see, are in very bad shape. I still don't think that's any reason for me to stress out my animal every 4-6 months. I don't know too many people with dying Chameleons that call in about frequent fecal samples. Obviously I know how to care for my exotic reptile. We don't need to be judged by this office for the species that we decide to keep. Sorry. I just had to get this off of my chest. I was polite, clear, and knowledgable when speaking to them. It was a blatant assumption to think anyone with a Chameleon doesn't know what they're doing. Ugh! Drives me nuts!
This is my only option, other than driving 3+ hours away. I've spoken with the staff in the Louisville office before. They were extremely polite, and asked a million questions, all of which were questions I would have asked another Chameleon keeper. I was very impressed with them. I do not mind one bit to drive to Louisville if my animals are sick. However, I know there is an easier way to get a fecal done. I want to avoid my local vet at all costs. I think I would be doing more harm than good.
So my question is.. how the crap do I get a fecal done? Will a "non-exotic" vet do it? Are there any companies online? I would feel much better knowing that my animals have been checked for parasites. I think they should have regular check ups, whether or not I think they need it.
I called my local "exotic" vets office. After weeks of phone calls, I finally got someone to answer. This was our phone conversation:
Me: Hi, I'm calling regarding my Panther Chameleon. I would like to get annual fecals done every 6 months. I've been told that most places will charge about $20+ and that it can be done without bringing the animal in.
Front Desk: Umm.. we should be able to do that.
Me: Okay great.
Front Desk: What kind of animal did you say you have?
Me: A Panther Chameleon.
Front Desk: A what?
Me: Panther Chameleon.
Front Desk: Hmm.. okay. Well, I'll have to check with the vet about that. Please hold.
(Dumb music playing)
Front Desk: Alright. Well I just spoke to the vet, and she said that you will have to bring a Chameleon in for a visit.
Me: Why is that? You said that it should be fine earlier.
Front Desk: Well our vet says that Chameleon's need to be brought in for visits. Depending on whether the test is positive or negative, we would need to do treatment.
Me: Yes, I understand that. That's exactly why I called. I would like to get fecals done regularly, and go from there if the test comes back positive. He is perfectly healthy, and I would rather avoid stressing him out when I don't need to.
Front Desk: The visit will be $56 and I'm not sure on the price of the fecal. There would also be additional charges for treatment.
Me: Okay. Thank you.
I know it's a little difficult to convey via computer, but this lady changed her whole attitude after speaking to the vet. Everything was fine and dandy, until she told the vet that the call was concerning a Chameleon. Plus the fact that I've called them over thirty times (over the past 5 months) and have NEVER gotten an answer. No call backs from the voicemail I left either. This is unsettling. I will need to contact my vet if my animal is in a state of an emergency.
I do realize that I live in a small area. I'm sure that the Chameleon's they do see, are in very bad shape. I still don't think that's any reason for me to stress out my animal every 4-6 months. I don't know too many people with dying Chameleons that call in about frequent fecal samples. Obviously I know how to care for my exotic reptile. We don't need to be judged by this office for the species that we decide to keep. Sorry. I just had to get this off of my chest. I was polite, clear, and knowledgable when speaking to them. It was a blatant assumption to think anyone with a Chameleon doesn't know what they're doing. Ugh! Drives me nuts!
This is my only option, other than driving 3+ hours away. I've spoken with the staff in the Louisville office before. They were extremely polite, and asked a million questions, all of which were questions I would have asked another Chameleon keeper. I was very impressed with them. I do not mind one bit to drive to Louisville if my animals are sick. However, I know there is an easier way to get a fecal done. I want to avoid my local vet at all costs. I think I would be doing more harm than good.
So my question is.. how the crap do I get a fecal done? Will a "non-exotic" vet do it? Are there any companies online? I would feel much better knowing that my animals have been checked for parasites. I think they should have regular check ups, whether or not I think they need it.
Last edited: