Chameleon Jokes!

[ataraxia]

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" A precious little girl walks into a LLL pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle cwickets?
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, Do you want a widdle bwown cwicket or a thoft and fuwwy bwack cwicket?
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, I don't fink my pet chameleon weally gives a thit."

LOL! Now we are getting somewhere!!!! WE WANT MORE PE!!!

 

[Solid Snake]

LOL! Now we are getting somewhere!!!! WE WANT MORE PE!!!

I have a pet chameleon,he fell off the table and got all anxious, so i calmed him down. he got all scared when my dog barked at him, so i calmed him down. he heard some fireworks go off outside and hid under the table, so i calmed him down. he got all worried when i was a bit late feeding him, so i calmed him down. he was all alone for a few hours and it was dark and scary, so i calmed him down.
now he's a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon......

 

[danibug23]

I have a pet chameleon,he fell off the table and got all anxious, so i calmed him down. he got all scared when my dog barked at him, so i calmed him down. he heard some fireworks go off outside and hid under the table, so i calmed him down. he got all worried when i was a bit late feeding him, so i calmed him down. he was all alone for a few hours and it was dark and scary, so i calmed him down.
now he's a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon......

wow. way to google it!!! i was just about to post that!!!! :/ terrible hahahaha

 

[Goldenarcher1328]

1. Why did the chameleon go on a diet? It weighed too much for its scales!

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" A precious little girl walks into a LLL pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle cwickets?
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, Do you want a widdle bwown cwicket or a thoft and fuwwy bwack cwicket?
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, I don't fink my pet chameleon weally gives a thit."

Wonderful!!!

 

[Solid Snake]

wow. way to google it!!! i was just about to post that!!!! :/ terrible hahahaha

Hahaha
Well I cant come up with any, so...google.
Here is more google for you...

 

[andallthatjazz]

Here is more google for you...
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Haha! Adorable! I love that

 

[danibug23]

aweeeeee

 

[Goldenarcher1328]

Hahaha
Well I cant come up with any, so...google.
Here is more google for you...
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Totally made my night. This is my new background.

 

[camimom]

Pull my finger.
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[Red7ny1]

Pull my finger.
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Aaaaahahahahaha ... that's my wallpaper for my laptop !!

 

[Action Jackson]

The other night at the dinner table my 10 yr old son says " What kind of disease do chameleons get?" I don't know, what kind? "A reptile dysfunction"

 

[andallthatjazz]

The other night at the dinner table my 10 yr old son says " What kind of disease do chameleons get?" I don't know, what kind? "A reptile dysfunction"

Oh my god, my dad said something like this the other day! Too funny!

 

[andallthatjazz]

 

[Red7ny1]

The other night at the dinner table my 10 yr old son says " What kind of disease do chameleons get?" I don't know, what kind? "A reptile dysfunction"