Howdy Brian,
Let's see....
The first time I jumped, the girl who went out the door after me broke her leg...
Then next time I jumped, my buddy got tangled in his own lines and landed on his head. He was super-sore but no permanent damage...
Another friend did a tandem jump with a jumpmaster. Luckily, their reserve parachute opened...
On my last jump, I just narrowly missed a barbed-wire fence...
I decided to quit while I was still ahead

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100 million other jumpers had no problems

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