Where's Norman Rockwell's ghost when you need him?

[Klyde O'Scope]

So here's two fogeys sitting at the kitchen table soaking their respective reptiles...
(Sorry, no pics—that's why I want Rockwell!)

Whoever's reptile s first wins!

 

[nightanole]

An anal retentive race

 

[Klyde O'Scope]

Ooh...

You wouldn't think so watching them.

 

[MissSkittles]

You could have taken pics of the bathing beauties.
So…who won?

 

[Thatcher]

Umm...