Hubby: Did you feed Ferdinand today?
Me: Not today.
Hubby: He looks hungry.
Me: He ate yesterday. He only needs to be fed every other day. He will get too fat.
Hubby: He's just big boned! You're going to give him a complex about his body!
My husband is an "in the closet" chameleon lover. He pretends to not care about them at all, but I constantly catch him checking on them. In fact, during the masters, he went and got one so they could watch the masters together. lol It was complete darkness in the room and I walked in to put some laundry up, and flipped on the light. He was just laying in bed with the chameleon on his hand. I said, "what are you doing?! He can't be in here in the dark during the day!" he replies, "He wanted to watch the masters with me" Then I had to break his heart and put the chameleon back in its enclosure so he could have light lol He seriously knows nothing about chameleons and thought Mookie Joe was being still on his hand because they were "buds" lol had no idea the chameleon was confused and about to just go to bed