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ive been following the exact right # 1 best advice from the pet store, and now he is pale and laying on his dirt. his cage is 4 degrees celcius, humidity is 1%, and his lights are a swirly bulb. i wont bring him to the pet store because im grounded, even though im 27. People say he should have a shower, but no because my mommy has been in the tub for the past three days. every time i ask for a snack outside of the bathroom door, she wont reply. anyways, please use your magical healing powers to help my kamelion.

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(first person to guess his name gets a rep. point!)

My chameleon just died, but this is what you should do...
 
My chameleon LOVES to be handled. everytime i'm holding him he opens his mouth to smile at me. he loves the leash i got him. Next i'm going to teach him to skateboard!
 
WTH? Tell me that wasn't something you've actually read?

We need to petition Brad to give us a forehead smacking smiley.

Actually, this happened in reality (i got an email- not a forum member).
I told the person nicely that the chameleon is not lonely and the cat purring is most likely from a respiratory infection.
Never heard back after that.
 
Whats wrong with my Vadge? Anyone remember that one?
Brad removed my comment. I was so immature back then.
 
Whats wrong with my Vadge? Anyone remember that one?
Brad removed my comment. I was so immature back then.

I put the Vadge thread as my number one in the list.
I love it.
When i heard my baby veiled farts and posted a question about it in this thread, a member posted a link of the thread there :p
I am glad he farted; if he did not, I probably would never had a chance to read the vadge thread.
 
Oh search function don't fail me now!

edit: Damn censors. It was obviously chopped to heck and back. LOL

I just have to wonder what was he thinking with that name...too funny!
 
One of them hits was mine! Kind of giggle inducing title, I agree. Thread itself didnt reaklly grab me though.
What ever happened with his 'Vadge' anyway? Did it get it looked at? (proctology jk) :D
 
Hey guys, I have been thinking about bringing a beautiful woman over from Russia. She has sent me photos to my emails (some are really naughty). I have added these photos to my collection. I think she is in love with me, but she wants my credit card number and social security number first. I sent that information to her in an email. I cant wait until she arrives.
 
Hey guys, I have been thinking about bringing a beautiful woman over from Russia. She has sent me photos to my emails (some are really naughty). I have added these photos to my collection. I think she is in love with me, but she wants my credit card number and social security number first. I sent that information to her in an email. I cant wait until she arrives.


Damn Nic@!!!!!

I was just reading through so I could post that. :D :D good one.


How about .... Check out my huge outdoor facility. I use cubes to raise my chams and a dot system. I have out produced everyone everywhere. You are all simple and know nothing about raising panthers. $99 panthers anyone????
 
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The last 2 were instant classics.
Why isn't my photo chosen in the contest? It's better than the rest of them.
 
Can you guys really please call it feces and not poop? poop is a little to childish. come on. arent we all super literal and politaclly correct?
 
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