The Playpen

[chameleon97]

ive been following the exact right # 1 best advice from the pet store, and now he is pale and laying on his dirt. his cage is 4 degrees celcius, humidity is 1%, and his lights are a swirly bulb. i wont bring him to the pet store because im grounded, even though im 27. People say he should have a shower, but no because my mommy has been in the tub for the past three days. every time i ask for a snack outside of the bathroom door, she wont reply. anyways, please use your magical healing powers to help my kamelion.

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(first person to guess his name gets a rep. point!)

 

[jojackson]

Lets not start putting names to them, folk will remember classics anyway. Everyones having fun venting creative sarcasm, lets not ruin it.

 

[chambabysitter1]

Do you see how long the "How to ask for help form" is?
I don't have time to fill it out, but I have time to respond 12 times to this thread.

 

[Kent67]

Something seems wrong with my baby veiled. Its legs are shaped like rainbows. Is this normal?

 

[Nicodemayo]

Something seems wrong with my baby veiled. Its legs are shaped like rainbows. Is this normal?

http://raisingkittytheveiledchameleon.blogspot.com/

-Nic

 

[jojackson]

LOL Nic, site should be renamed 'raisingkitty.com'

 

[ciafardo 4]

My chameleon just died.......followed by flowers,sympathy cards,annual 10K run in memory of "Lamont" the veiled chameleon.

Lamont was a good chameleon he will be missed ! Sure make fun of that now but when they post that crap you all chime in with im so sorry crap ! haha its a lizard not your first born ! hahahaha

 

[ciafardo 4]

and who could ever forget grabby the jackson that liked her owner and loved to play with her friend the bearded dragon!

 

[dodolah]

I think my chameleon is lonely. He always close his eyes and sometimes he will cry like a cat during night.
Should I give him a companion in his cage? maybe a female?

 

[Pure]

sometimes he will cry like a cat during night.

WTH? Tell me that wasn't something you've actually read?

We need to petition Brad to give us a forehead smacking smiley.

 

[Syn]

I JUST BOUGHT A CHAMELEON AND ITS IN A 10 GALLON! IS THAT TOO BIG?!?!?!

 

[chameleon97]

what kind of UVB do you have
a exoterra
Swirly or tubeish?
a UVB bulb
is it swirly or tubish?
its a 5.0

My chameleon is dead can you guyssave him?

OMG IM SO SACRED MY CAM IS GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHH LOL ROTFLOL WTH I CNAT SEPLL

 

[toddmkeller]

Purple Barz?

 

[vindicatedornot]

My cham looks ill. he had his mouth open like he was hot so i put him in his water bowl. He's not a good swimmer. Should i take him out?

 

[Syn]

My chameleon eated a lizerd from outside, woo! Now I don't has to pay for other foods anymore. Why does he has worms in his poo?

 

[chambabysitter1]

Purple Barz?

I have the formula, PM me for details.

 

[laurie]

Like wow dudes this is a cool thread, any one got a captive bred pair of free parsons?

 

[chameleon97]

al 7 of my chams are fighting. should i take them out of the tank? ir buy a new big one? theyre in a 16 gallon fish tank. along with my iguana.


Every time i buy a chameleon and put it in his water to swin it dies. why??

my supplement schedule is ¾ of a bottle of reptivite a day. is that enough?

Plants: Random plants that i dont know about from the plant nursery.

is thisokay? my chameleon's back snapped and theres now blood gushing out of its anus. is this normal?

 

[codiwatkins]

WTH? Tell me that wasn't something you've actually read?

We need to petition Brad to give us a forehead smacking smiley.

HEHE that would be great!!!

and HEY my cham didnt get worms from eating a lizard from outside

 

[Chuck G]

Whats the cheapest or the least amount of money you will take for one of your chameleons?