The Parson Thief

OldChamKeeper

OldChamKeeper

Chameleon Enthusiast
So I had a visitor a few weeks ago and wouldn't you know it, they tried to pocket my Parson! Atlas was displeased to say the least, fortunately security footage combined with a trained pack of attack ferrets led by a rabid hamster were able to drive off the would be Parson Thief. Local police then informed me they don't arrest 'crazy elderly ladies' in CA (let alone real thieves) and that I should let her find her way back to Montana. Apparently like a homing pigeon they tend to figure out how to get home. See security footage below of Laurie trying to swipe Atlas. Notice the color change.
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Atlas is safe, violated but safe. He'll need counseling of course but I think a female Parson will fix everything.

Joking aside it was great to see my friends Laurie and Bob ( The dwarf chameleon hoarder ) at the Pomona reptile show a few weeks ago while we supposedly helping out Bill Strand from Dragon Strand. We left him to sell his cages while we went shopping. :ROFLMAO:
 
Nice enclosure!!

OldChamKeeper said:
they don't arrest 'crazy elderly ladies' in CA (let alone real thieves)
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I went to college in AZ and it was quite a shock how you were basically not allowed to defend yourself if someone breaks in unless they enter your master bedroom. Where I live, you put a toe on my grass and it's game on!! LOL!

I like saying stuff like that because most think people from Texas are inherently violent! HA! o_O
 
jpowell86 said:
Nice enclosure!!


I like saying stuff like that because most think people from Texas are inherently violent! HA! o_O
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Nah, you folks from TX are not violent. Now all those broken down pick-ups you keep in your yards on the other hand.... get some garden gnomes instead. Oh wait.. you guys shot them from your porches after the local High School team lost again.... yeah stick with the dead pick-ups. But you TX folks are not violent < whispers > yur all just crazy.... :notworthy:
 
OldChamKeeper said:
Nah, you folks from TX are not violent. Now all those broken down pick-ups you keep in your yards on the other hand.... get some garden gnomes instead. Oh wait.. you guys shot them from your porches after the local High School team lost again.... yeah stick with the dead pick-ups. But you TX folks are not violent < whispers > yur all just crazy.... :notworthy:
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Good one!

I'm shocked because I didn't think you Cali folks ever noticed things like this since you're always in a constant state of high and chasing the waves bruh!!
 
Atlas looks like he's having a good ole (crabby ole) time. I strongly suspect he tried to make off with Laurie, not the other ways round :D
 
jpowell86 said:
Good one!

I'm shocked because I didn't think you Cali folks ever noticed things like this since you're always in a constant state of high and chasing the waves bruh!!
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You gotta be wealthy to be down by the beach. Naw, I'm stuck with all the regular folks up by the mountains looking for the taco trucks
 
Damn, I'm so late to the thread, actually had to pay attention to work for a couple of days. I have to stick up for Laurie here, Ralph was totally setting her up to purchase a parson chameleon, funny thing is, it worked. Sad thing is: I believe she's actually going to give up on the quads!! She's the one who got me into them.

Wonderful seeing both of you at the Pomona show. Bad news now is ALL I'M GOING TO HEAR ABOUT FROM NOW ON IS PARSONS.
 
laurie said:
Oh Raph you should be ashamed of your self! You talk me into coming over, then let me hold Atlas, and all of it was to get me to purshas a parsons . Ok it worked, but stop teasing me, you know I will not have one for ages.

It was fun for the three of us to hang out! Thanks
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Great to hear that you are finally getting on board the Parsonii bandwagon. Congratulations Laurie!

Best Regards
Jeremy A. Rich
 
bobcochran said:
Wonderful seeing both of you at the Pomona show. Bad news now is ALL I'M GOING TO HEAR ABOUT FROM NOW ON IS PARSONS.
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This is what you get for hoarding all the good Hoes! Looks like you need to get a Parson before you get regulated to "minor league player" :LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::coffee:

Garrett may have a youngin' to sell you. Also you'll get rid of all your Panthers if you get a Parson...
 
OldChamKeeper said:
This is what you get for hoarding all the good Hoes! Looks like you need to get a Parson before you get regulated to "minor league player" :LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::coffee:

Garrett may have a youngin' to sell you. Also you'll get rid of all your Panthers if you get a Parson...
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Ralph

You are out of control. Chameleons are epic. The aspect that we have plenty great species is just one reason that makes our hobby of collecting chameleons a strong hobby. Even if Bob is trying to hoard all the Hoe's.

Best Regards
Jeremy A. Rich
 
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