The master plan of cham keeping!

Can I be the lowly intern , bent on learning all about chams ?? I'll sleep in a tent in the back yard if I have to :rolleyes:
 
Yes! lol. and i think we can fit 2 cots in the office. we can expand it a bit, just for you.

Now there ya go , makin' me feel all special :D

Oooo oooo ooooo ... I know what I can do !! I can drive the rescue hummvee . Whenever we hear of a mistreated cham on our ' MISTREATED CHAM ' hotline , I go rescue it

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Now there ya go , makin' me feel all special :D

Oooo oooo ooooo ... I know what I can do !! I can drive the rescue hummvee . Whenever we hear of a mistreated cham on our ' MISTREATED CHAM ' hotline , I go rescue it

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OOOO! thats a great idea! we will add a rescue hotline number!
so we need a special room for the rescues.
 
O.M.G. Love it!
I think well be able to get enogu people together to fight the cham abusers and neglecters!
 
something needs to be done about that. its probably the best thing youll ever eat. gotta get the pepper gravy tho, thats a must.

and ive got plenty of spicy gourmet neoguri ramen. and cans of green beans

add soem canned fruit in there, adn you are good to go!!!!

yes, the plan is coming together perfectly!!!!!
 
something needs to be done about that. its probably the best thing youll ever eat. gotta get the pepper gravy tho, thats a must.

and ive got plenty of spicy gourmet neoguri ramen. and cans of green beans

add soem canned fruit in there, adn you are good to go!!!!

yes, the plan is coming together perfectly!!!!!

I think im going to load up on M.R.E.s as well... you are all welcome to them, just remember the white fluffy stuff is TP, its not edible.. and the gum, is not just any gum;)
 
I think im going to load up on M.R.E.s as well... you are all welcome to them, just remember the white fluffy stuff is TP, its not edible.. and the gum, is not just any gum;)

YES! perfect. and once or twice a month when we come to visit, Ill bring smoked brisket and smoked pulled pork.. and homemade baked beans, and cole slaw.. as a thank you for watching over teh 200 someodd chams that will be there.
 
NO ill build and maintain everything. do you have a universal certification to handle refrigerants?! i do. at the very least you can deal with building stuff i can do the climate control.

theres an abandoned greenhouse (BIG) down the street ive had my eye on for years. so yall should get some money together and move to Oaks PA.

we have all the amenities. movie tavern right down the street, just minutes away from the kop mall 3rd biggest mall on the east coast (i think, maybe in the US idk) and arnolds go karts!

so lets do this up! we will hold a monopoly on chameleon breeding and distribution!

WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

and then when we start making money we can buy and introduce big game into valley forge! maybe even get some mammoth hide and begin working on resurrecting the extinct! MWAHHAHAHAHAHA! do we have any genetic engineers in the crowd?

lets get some mega fauna back

I like the idea of the mammoth.
 
YES! perfect. and once or twice a month when we come to visit, Ill bring smoked brisket and smoked pulled pork.. and homemade baked beans, and cole slaw.. as a thank you for watching over teh 200 someodd chams that will be there.

if you talking 200 including offspring ive done that in my basement working part time at a steakhouse.

im thinking more like 2000 XD

come on someone on these forums has to be ungodly rich and want to invest in this. or just kind of rich with a severe problem with decision making.
 
if you talking 200 including offspring ive done that in my basement working part time at a steakhouse.

im thinking more like 2000 XD

come on someone on these forums has to be ungodly rich and want to invest in this. or just kind of rich with a severe problem with decision making.

Dont worry, in 30 years or so I'll be filthy rich haha. Just wait.

I'm also not good at making decisions either.
 
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