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[ChromaChameleons]

Answer to mine is "shake your hand"

 

[panthercham]

This is one I learnt many moons ago at school....

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives

And every wife had seven sacks
And every sack had seven cats
And every cat had seven kits

Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?

 

[kinyonga]

going to St. Ives...one.

what gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.


Riddles..
What grows down before it grows up??


What's the beginning of the end
the end of time and space
the beginning of eternity and
the end of the human race?

 

[kinyonga]

The more there is the less you see?

 

[PantherVeileD]

This is one I learnt many moons ago at school....

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives

And every wife had seven sacks
And every sack had seven cats
And every cat had seven kits

Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?

2? just you and that man?

 

[chameleon97]

if all the walls of your house faced south, and you saw a bear, what colour would it be?

 

[PantherVeileD]

the color of the north bear? brown, black?

 

[Lizardlover]

if all the walls of your house faced south, and you saw a bear, what colour would it be?

bipolar i think ive heard a riddle about something to do with bipolars that sounded like that

 

[panthercham]

if all the walls of your house faced south, and you saw a bear, what colour would it be?

white

Lizardlover u nearly got it right!

 

[NewOwner]

white

Lizardlover u nearly got it right!

Why white?

 

[panthercham]

Why white?

If all your walls faced South then you would be at the North Pole and its a Polar Bear

 

[NewOwner]

I have one...

What does a man do standing up ... a women do sitting down ... and a dog do with one leg raised??????

Why do women shake hands sitting down? Whenever i shake a ladies hand, they dont go find a chair

 

[NewOwner]

If all your walls faced South then you would be at the North Pole and its a Polar Bear

Ok Haha, im slow.

 

[ChromaChameleons]

Why do women shake hands sitting down? Whenever i shake a ladies hand, they dont go find a chair

Its an old joke.

In days past, when people would be seated at a dinner party or sitting at a social gathering , it was considered proper manners for a man to stand up to greet and shake a person's hand. A women was not expected to stand.

If it needs more clarity, contact the writer of that joke, Benny Hill.

 

[chameleon97]

theres a train with 7 ppl on it.
in toronto, 3 people got off, 11 got on.
in missisuaga, 5 people got off, 18 people got on
in winnipeg, 15 got off, 29 got on
in regina, 4 got off, 23 got on
in calgary, 26 got off, 8 got on
in edmonton, 3 got off, 6 got on
in grande prarie, 9 got off, 12 got on
in prince george, 5 got off, 11 got on
in kamloops, 1 got off, 5 got on
in vancouver, 6 got off, 1 got on
in kelowna, 4 got off, 19 got on

NO LOOKING BACK AT THE RIDDLE NOW!!


how many stops did the train make?

 

[grantman40]

theres a train with 7 ppl on it.
in toronto, 3 people got off, 11 got on.
in missisuaga, 5 people got off, 18 people got on
in winnipeg, 15 got off, 29 got on
in regina, 4 got off, 23 got on
in calgary, 26 got off, 8 got on
in edmonton, 3 got off, 6 got on
in grande prarie, 9 got off, 12 got on
in prince george, 5 got off, 11 got on
in kamloops, 1 got off, 5 got on
in vancouver, 6 got off, 1 got on
in kelowna, 4 got off, 19 got on

NO LOOKING BACK AT THE RIDDLE NOW!!



how many stops did the train make?

cant be asnwered cuz the train made stops before those?

 

[BigR]

No more Tolkien riddles, get your own.
Haven't heard the St. Ives one in a while though.

As for the train, I'll admit I looked back. I'll say 12, the train had to stop for the first peple to get on.

 

[chameleon97]

cant be asnwered cuz the train made stops before those?

oops didn't think that one through lol