Official Chameleon Forums Comedy Thread...

[Decadancin]

So, for those of you who need a laugh, this is the thread for you. I would like to keep this as "Rated G" as possible, so please remember our audience contains all walks of life from all races, ages, sexes, etc. Lets have some fun with this! (Extra points for chameleon humor if there is any!!!)

 

[Decadancin]

Here's my first one...

A total classic (sorry for the picture quality )...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUosUk6X9gE

 

[Decadancin]

Here's another good one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXacL0Uny0

 

[Decadancin]

(one bad word...sorry...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoE2cLSjUmo

 

[KarmaChameleon1337]

My jokes would never in a million years be deemed appropriate for this forum.

 

[Decadancin]

My jokes would never in a million years be deemed appropriate for this forum.

This is a lot tougher than I thought it would be! I found one that even my Mother would approve of...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJSKU3VGlGU

 

[stalincat]

My jokes would never in a million years be deemed appropriate for this forum.

ha same here

 

[Decadancin]

How 'bout this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp2RqwEC-7k

 

[babyjoe]

Great idea deca.I have a few ill post when I'm on the computer again.there Irish sketches ill have to double check them for swearing and I don't know how they'll go down with users from across the seas as there a real play on rural Irish behaviour there really popular here but I don't know if anyone else will find them as good

 

[Chameleonmaster]

My jokes would never in a million years be deemed appropriate for this forum.

Mine neither lol

 

[Decadancin]

Great idea deca.I have a few ill post when I'm on the computer again.there Irish sketches ill have to double check them for swearing and I don't know how they'll go down with users from across the seas as there a real play on rural Irish behaviour there really popular here but I don't know if anyone else will find them as good

Humor about Irish behavior is some great stuff! This story is about a trip on the road to Abbeyfeale. (Brings back some childhood memories!... The place, not the joke)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=155SFn8KxgU

 

[DavidBuchan]

Oh good.....a comedy thread....I was thinking about how nice it would be to have a comedy clip thread.........nice one Mike! .....
Anyway.....I have lots and lots and lots of funny clips and I'm going to start with one that went out on BBC news....so it's got to be safe!....one of my fave American comedians, Reginald D. Hunter - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z8_PqIhqUg

Enjoy


Here's a clip from a BBC panel show - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=kg6CTFwOalc

 

[DavidBuchan]

This one is a separate post (so you can delete it easier if you like ).
It has a couple of common swear words in it. I think from my online checking that this still counts as *Parental Guidance*.......so I hope it'll be ok -

On racist name calling in the UK - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWJMpDWGSR8

On Swearing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6c8gGrKwk

On Batman - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l1PMVvfjDM

 

[DavidBuchan]

A serious BBC politics program. I found it quite funny - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es9XrKTTc_4

 

[DavidBuchan]

Ok, one more comedy interview for now... from Reggie again - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Guj8PlVTU&list=WL16124D2C77A5970E .......What a guy!

 

[Decadancin]

O.K., here's a montage for ya...

Some Victor Borge...

Phonetic punctuation...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4qii8S3gw

On the Muppets...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5iCVytIbmk&list=PL86E582D61B48680A

Conducting...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGESFaMl84U&list=PL86E582D61B48680A

Inflationary Language...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY6kElOYcd8&list=PL86E582D61B48680A

 

[rango87]

heres a little giggly cute clip for ya.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAcdvmnZ_GM not quite comedy like the others but makes me laugh everytime

 

[Solid Snake]

So, a friend and I are in Vienna. My friend is a musician, and a huge fan of Beethoven. So while we are there, she makes it a point to go see his gravesite. She comes back hysterical, telling me that I have to come to see something. She practically forces me out the door, and we take off. Upon arriving, she rushes me straight to the grave, and tells me to listen, and not make a noise. So Im listening, and I start to hear music. You hear that? She says.
Yes, I hear music!
That's Beethoven's 2nd piano concerto, but, its backwards! She says.
Backwards? I said.
Yes backwards, she says.
Why is it playing, and why is it playing backwards? I ask.
I don't know! She says.
We see a worker taking his lunch under a tree nearby, and call him over.
Can you hear that? we ask.
Yes, he says, that's Beethoven's 2nd piano concerto, played backwards.
Why? We ask.

Well, he says, that's Beethoven's grave.

We know that, she says, but why is it playing, and backwards?

Well he says...














































......he's decomposing.

 

[JimO]

^^^^ROTFL

Two atoms wake up after a rough night. One exclaims, "Oh no, I think I lost some electrons." His friend asks, "Are you sure?" He responds, "Yes, I'm positive."

 

[JimO]

Here's a bad chameleon cartoon.