Noooooo!!!!!

[Rottsko]

i saw a dubia on it's back at the bottom of the cage last night. so i picked him up and i was putting him back in the roach bin. i open the lid and i bumped my hand w/ the dubia and HOLY *%*&#$%%^$#@*)*+*&. i dropped it and it crawled under my fireplace and poof, it was gone. don't tell my wife, she's going to KILL ME!!!!

 

[camimom]

I wont tell!! promise!

 

[JonRich]

lmaoooooooooooooooooo!!!

Was it an adult?

 

[Rottsko]

lmaoooooooooooooooooo!!!

Was it an adult?

yup. i jumped down on my knees so fast, you would've thought i was getting shot at.

 

[JonRich]

yup. i jumped down on my knees so fast, you would've thought i was getting shot at.

Adult male or female?

 

[Rottsko]

Adult male or female?

female! i was like...um i hope she wasn't gravid or else there's going to be some carnage going on in my house.

 

[JonRich]

female! i was like...um i hope she wasn't gravid or else there's going to be some carnage going on in my house.

lol. has it been warm in your home?

Don't lite that fireplace. lol. Freeze her out

 

[Rottsko]

lol. has it been warm in your home?

Don't lite that fireplace. lol. Freeze her out

LOL. i cranked up the AC this past week b/c it's been warm here lately. hopefully it finds some crack or crevis and just dies there from hunger. i'll be in sooooo much trouble!!!!

 

[d3s5]

Just start free ranging all your chams . . . quick.

 

[javsto]

take your biggest, heaviest boot, prop it up with a stick and tie a piece of string to it, place a piece of orange on the floor , under the boot and wait around the corner where the stinking roach cant see you then pull the string quickly once the little monster comes out of its hellhole to eat the orange. repeat as often as necessary if at first you dont get it.

 

[KarmaChameleon1337]

So what wood do you want your casket made out of?

 

[Rottsko]

hahaha! these are all good suggestions but the best idea is to not ever let her know. so hopefully, no casket needed karma.

 

[Timesink]

I sure hope that couch is comfy ...

 

[maxttu]

take your biggest, heaviest boot, prop it up with a stick and tie a piece of string to it, place a piece of orange on the floor , under the boot and wait around the corner where the stinking roach cant see you then pull the string quickly once the little monster comes out of its hellhole to eat the orange. repeat as often as necessary if at first you dont get it.

Seriously! I almost spit my diet soda all over my screen! Damn you, that was funny!

 

[Bambinoboy]

O my, was it a male/female and how much was he/she

 

[c2c]

O my, was it a male/female and how much was he/she

How much?

I wonder if a air can upside down would work?

 

[javsto]

if you want to freeze it out fast, what you could do is get a can of air duster from a computer store, shake it up real good and turn it upside down so that the coolant comes out first instead of the air. it is VERY COLD and you could probably flash freeze the f****r right on the spot. try to make sure it has that 8" tube straw attachment.

 

[Rottsko]

Lol. Thanks everybody. Im afraid this little dubia is going to be MIA.