Me watching porn???

[laurie]

I guess I am over the edge, i walked in today to find Mr. Bill at the far edge of his free range, trying to mate with a flower support pole. I sprayed him gently as I worried he could hurt himself on the hard ridged pole. He would stop, look at me, then return to his business.

He has a g/f who lives a few blocks away. Guess I will call and ask if she want to come for a play date.

 

[Texas Panther Man]

Poor confused guy. Thats just sooo wrong. lol

 

[KarmaChameleon1337]

Maybe he's practicing to get a new job as a pole dancer?

 

[sdheli420]

if it wasent awkward enough you caught him "rubbin' one out"...but you still had to take pics of him in the act!! LMAO!!!

poor lil guy needs a womans company..

 

[KarmaChameleon1337]

Buy a stuffed chameleon haha. I'd do that... no need to worry about it becoming eggbound!

 

[laurie]

Maybe he's practicing to get a new job as a pole dancer?

That did occur to me, he does look like he is pole dancing, but his um, male gunk kept showing up.

 

[Texas Panther Man]

Stuffed cham lol. The new chameleon blow up doll to release all their pent up frustration. lol

 

[sdheli420]

Stuffed cham lol. The new chameleon blow up doll to release all their pent up frustration. lol

blahahaha, ied buy one for my male on those days she says "no" to him..

 

[clarkrw3]

Now if that's not sexual frustration I don't know what is.

 

[Pilotman800]

HAHA! Thats just disturbing.

 

[lindawaz]

Poor Guy! ( would have been funnier if a "Hoe" Cham)

 

[Miss Lily]

What a lovely looking plant support! LMAO! How funny! I guess the texture is much the same as a female to him, lol!

 

[laurie]

What a lovely looking plant support! LMAO! How funny! I guess the texture is much the same as a female to him, lol!

What you you saying here? A female cham is hard, ruff and bumpy? Just talk to Amy about that, she will set you back on course.

 

[chendy]

oh dear lol poor confused lil feller

 

[jdog1027]

I've some excellent hard-core chameleon porn.

 

[dreamforthedead]

LMAO my male yemen has tried it with my mothers hand which had me proper laughing but those pics just hahahaha. So so wrong!

 

[sdheli420]

What you you saying here? A female cham is hard, ruff and bumpy? Just talk to Amy about that, she will set you back on course.

maybe thats his thing, he likes the wild ones.... lol

 

[laurie]

maybe thats his thing, he likes the wild ones.... lol

What else would I expect from a son of Dr. Gonzo? Just look at the morals his father was raised with. Poor Bill, wants to be a player, with no fast easy females in sight.

 

[sdheli420]

What else would I expect from a son of Dr. Gonzo? Just look at the morals his father was raised with. Poor Bill, wants to be a player, with no fast easy females in sight.

hahahahaha, you just made me lol

 

[DavidBuchan]

lol, it's an easy mistake to make...........a green stick? He must've thought she were a super model or something.......