Let's share epic stories.

[KarmaChameleon1337]

Today a cricket crawled onto Bobo's tail, and when he went to move his tail the cricket got flung straight into his mouth. It was awesome hahahah

These stories can be of anything, just something interesting.

 

[reptilover]

This one time at bandcamp.... Well you know

Haha I want to partake but nothings stricking me.. lol I get back to ya

 

[KarmaChameleon1337]

Haha take your time.

 

[okiroo]

this one is the first that came to mind for some reason, i was like 10-

-a friend and i went to the park(in Japan at this point in time so things over there are diffrent) and there was this huge cement slide. it was raining and we were trying to climb up it and kept failling down, so we just took the stairs and kept slideing down again and again and than one time she went down and stood up i noticed i saw her bare butt XD. turns out us slideing down burned through are pants and everything. had to walk home like that 2

 

[SonTigerPantherCham]

Dec 17th 2010 (18 mo ago) my 18.1 Holsteiner mare(she is huge in horse standards) exploded on me and i landed on a railroad tie. If i hadn't, the Dr.s never would have found out I have a really bad heart and am waiting open heart surgery.
Never thought so much pain was a really good thing! She saved my life

 

[PREACHAP]

#addsnothing I thought you meant something else by exploded, until I read further

 

[djfishygillz]

Fun fight story

Moral of the story, affirmative action against sexism.

I was at love fest in San Francisco... A parade, rave, thing. And it is a huge concert with floats that have gigantic speakers on them. It is a lot of fun as long as you aren't a close minded person. So onto the story... I was with my 2 friends that are girls and my one guy friend. We were walking in a crowd and walked by a group of gang members (all wearing same clothes ext). This wouldn't have bothered me because everyone is at the event to have fun, accept these guys, who were clearly trying to start a fight. So as we walk by them in a straight line (the 4 of us), the largest of them all starts staring down at my friend that is a girls boobs. She was not dressed sluty, she was dressed like most people at the event, in a tank top and some other funny clothes because it is a San Fran event and everyone is dressed funny.

So here gets to the good part. The guy is staring at her chest like a complete creeper, and starts saying inappropriate stuff as she starts to walk up. She rejects his come on and starts to walk around. He then walks even closer to her and takes a large puff of marijuana then blows it right in her face.

Me being a bit hot tempered (and a little drunk) at first try to shake it off... But that didn't happen !!!

I instead winded up and then punched him in the face, at that time the rest of his friends try to jump on me. I backed away up against a wall, after bumping into about six people or so who were very intrigued by the fight (all of this is taking place in the beer area so a bunch of people are spilling beer all over me!) So after backing up one guy runs up straight at me and I dodged his punch and hit him back. Then one guy runs up with a knife and tries to stab me in the stomach, but as he came in I kicked him in the chest. Next the first guy I hit initially runs at my and I duct down and lat drop him (wrestling move, as it is a sport I have done all my life it comes up in self defense). So I throw him onto a table. Then after what felt like an eternity of defending myself against these guys the security come and they are just happy to see a fight and that I beat all them up. The police never came and I was very scared the rest of the time I was there as I thought they would come back and try to hurt me or the people I was with.

My one guy friend lost me for a bit as he hadn't a clue as to what was going on as he was further in the crowd then all of us.

I had a small cut on my stomach from the guy just grazing me. I never fight, I don't like to. I don't even like ufc really. I think it is wrong to fight. But when people are rude to females it drives me crazy.

In the famous words of Tupac...
“Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one”
― Tupac Shakur

EPIC ENOUGH FOR YOU LOL!!!!