Just for laughs

[Syn]

Currently using StumbleUpon thanks to Pssh, and I have come across some very funny things.. I will post them here.

• Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
• Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
• Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
• Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

• Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
• Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

OK this is more cute than anything:

artlung.com/smorgasborg/how_to_tick_people_off.shtml (too long to copy paste)

 

[lucky]

yeah, my cousin showed me stumble a couple months ago. its the best thing ever. art, music, comedy, etc...

 

[pssh]

Ahah, I remember when I found that!!

 

[Syn]

www.ipadjailbreak.com

 

[Syn]

Warning: Language unsuitable for the younger folks here.

 

[serenitystarlite]

I lol'd at all of this.

 

[Syn]

 

[Courtney]

im addicted to stumble