Finally Happened...

[AnamCara]

I lost a dubia in my house

 

[Brodybreaux25]

 

[Tony_S]

lol, that's a good one.

If it went into your roommates room, no longer your problem.

 

[snitz427]

I had a medium/large dubia in one of my guys feeder runs for like 2 weeks. He refused to eat it and I refused to buckle. One day it was gone... and I had this sinking feeling that it escaped rather than it was eaten.

The more time / days went by, the better I felt that it was eaten... until one day my stepdaughter (who thinks we are disgusting and weird) pointed out the huge roach in our kitchen. Surprise! Found it! Of course it appears when we have company over.

So I second the kill it with fire idea...

 

[The Wild One]

To make you feel better, I was unloading 500 of these guys and they came in a little bag, I was outside with 2 other friends and the wind blew them ALL off the table and onto the floor, they climbed up the walls and in the cracks, my friends went crazy and screamed (They are deathly afraid of roaches lol) I got about 300 of them back, who knows where the other 200 are!

 

[Tony_S]

lol, my wife would go nuts if that many roaches, um I mean beetles got loose in our house.

 

[JoXie411]

I have hissers and red runners lose I the chameleon room Don’t tell my husband he‘ll pack his stuff and move

 

[AnamCara]

I have hissers and red runners lose I the chameleon room Don’t tell my husband he‘ll pack his stuff and move

*zips mouth*

 

[JoXie411]

Just play this song as you eliminate the problems. This is what I did for the rats

 

[AnamCara]

Just play this song as you eliminate the problems. This is what I did for the rats

KUMBIA KINGS I LOVE YOU

 

[jamest0o0]

Lmao all you guys are funny.

My roaches aren't in our house, but I had a cup of them get knocked over when I wasnt in the room. My wife found one in her makeup bag, one ran across the room when my brother and his family visited, and my cat dropped a dead one on my wife's lap

To make it up to her, I got her a new purse

 

[snitz427]

I have hissers and red runners lose I the chameleon room Don’t tell my husband he‘ll pack his stuff and move

Hmm. Mine would find a good place to hide a body

 

[AnamCara]

Lmao all you guys are funny.

My roaches aren't in our house, but I had a cup of them get knocked over when I wasnt in the room. My wife found one in her makeup bag, one ran across the room when my brother and his family visited, and my cat dropped a dead one on my wife's lap

To make it up to her, I got her a new purse

In the makeup bag! You're lucky to be alive!

 

[snitz427]

Lmao all you guys are funny.

My roaches aren't in our house, but I had a cup of them get knocked over when I wasnt in the room. My wife found one in her makeup bag, one ran across the room when my brother and his family visited, and my cat dropped a dead one on my wife's lap

To make it up to her, I got her a new purse

Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Everytime a roach escapes, Alexa gets new Gucci.

 

[jamest0o0]

Maybe I'm not alive? Maybe none of us are, and we're all actually in cham purgatory?

 

[JoXie411]

Lmao all you guys are funny.

My roaches aren't in our house, but I had a cup of them get knocked over when I wasnt in the room. My wife found one in her makeup bag, one ran across the room when my brother and his family visited, and my cat dropped a dead one on my wife's lap

To make it up to her, I got her a new purse

Omg poor Alexa, she’s such an amazing person to put up with you and your bugs I hope she also got a matching wallet to go with the purse

 

[JoXie411]

KUMBIA KINGS I LOVE YOU

Girl I went on a binge after Selena the other day. Latin music heals a broken heart

 

[Thatwizard420]

I lost a dubia in my house

she will plan her revenge, Just be ready.

 

[jamest0o0]

Omg poor Alexa, she’s such an amazing person to put up with you and your bugs I hope she also got a matching wallet to go with the purse

Please, please... I'm such an amazing person for putting up with her not having any bugs.

 

[AnamCara]

Maybe I'm not alive? Maybe none of us are, and we're all actually in cham purgatory?

It's a cham-spiracy.