:LOL: If you think the UK is small, google Guernsey, Channel Islands!
Also, if anyone on this rock could give that chameleon a fighting chance, it's me! I had to try...
On a whim I popped into the local aquarium (a small, underwhelming establishment) which doesn't sell livestock anymore. At the back in a small tank was this little albino-esque panther chameleon, a runt from a clutch which arrived sometime last September. Apparently no-one wanted him as he was...