Lathis

Pineapples, attack!

I'm trapped in the house without tacos! False alarm: Tacos were had!

Bah, humbug! ...wait...are humbugs safe for chams?

Real egg, real nog, real lot, real buzzed!

After a stressful day at work, I'm sitting back with a glass..fine, a bottle... of wine and dreaming of chameleons.

My tarantula is staring at me, and it makes me very uncomfortable.

When in doubt yell "defense!" and everyone will think you know all about sportsball.

It's hockey time!

T-Minus 30 to beer...Cross check and Roger!

Wow! Can't get away with anything now that we have the little alert flags.
So, you're getting a parsons? Maybe I'm green and a little slimy with envy.
I think I'll wait a couple more years when the price tag comes down a little.
I'm going in the opposite direction- ordered some Bradypodium Thamnobates.

Phlegm?? That's a mood? Sounds kind of slimy, sticky, green! Maybe upgrade the quality of beer you're drinking in those airport bars!

Current mood: Phlegm.

The angry cyclops narwhal is my spirit animal.