Logging on and watching you get yelled at has definitely been a hilarious part of my forum experience. You remind me of those kids that yell obscenities over the mic on xbox live
Prehistoric pets in fountain valley has free ranging chameleons in their store. The store is a pet store/zoo hybrid where you can pay $5 to see their "display reptiles" like free ranging chameleons, alligators, large snapping turtles, etc. They don't do a great job with the maintenance though...